I can't work out how such a hunk of gorgeousness as our Dezzie is stressing about such things... surely, Dez, you have the laydeez on demand?
[i]but people's emotions aren't actually a game, are they?[/i]
Oh, I agree. I certainly wouldn't want someone playing a game with me just to get me in bed..
There were some useful snippets in his first post. 😉
[i]surely, Dez, you have the laydeez on demand?[/i]
Seems like only a few distantly located MTBers are really interested.
@ shibboleth - not irony, just the name of the website!
Also showing your preference for prejudice whenever it can be applied, nice. I don't need to know what paper you read to know the kind of person you have clearly expressed yourself to be...
Just get out on ya bike! Jeeze there's more chance of finding a (sane) girl out on the trails than on POF.....who knows.....she might let you fix her puncture!
I don't need to know what paper you read to know the kind of [b]ingrate[/b] you have clearly expressed yourself to be...
As with the fairer sex, I find Guardian readers are equally predictable. They have a propensity for using nouns that they've perhaps read in the Guardian, or heard other smart-arses uttering, and they use them completely out of context in a bid to sound cerebral.
You did well to keep it civil this long though shib - a new personal record at 5 pages?
you both want different things from a relationship - he found a long term love you found short term gratification
I see little point in calling each other names as you both seem successful at getting what you want.
Seems like only a few distantly located MTBers are really interested.
Not that distant, babe. And to be fair I have just sold my last MTB...
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[i]Just get out on ya bike! Jeeze there's more chance of finding a (sane) girl out on the trails than on POF.....who knows.....she might let you fix her puncture![/i]
Er... you read the first post?
I'm just wondering what I'm ungrateful for...
Yay. Shibby argues again. I'm equally impressed that despite your best efforts to push a few buttons early on, you managed four pages. Careful now, stuff likes this gets you banned. 🙂
I'm moved that you called me a smart arse. Yes, I used the wrong word i agree (well done for googling it anyway!), mainly out of frustration for not being able to use the short word that most clearly applies to you...
But thanks for keeping up the prejudice and showing what a lovely human being you seem to be.
...and for using 'fairer sex' without irony
Oh please chaps...it's a fun thread.
Likes make-up sex, massage and praline.
Er... you read the first post?
Yep.
I'd settle for make-up Haribo...
Likes make-up sex
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eeish,.. it's not for me...
DD?
Do you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain???
I really think you're "the one".
For the record, I didn't call faustus a smartarse.
Likes beaker-baths, reading posts properly, and being sufficiently educated to not have to google what "ingrate" means.
Would like to meet similar but with big baps.
Do you like the taste of champagne bigblackshed? 😮
I feel confident you will still be the biggest tit there shib 😉
No malice meant
DD?Do you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain???
As it happens, I saw him drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's just the other day. His hair was perfect.
Brilliant thread chaps, at least it's lasted 5 pages and been civil for 98.2% of the whole thread.
DD, no mention of liking real ale, faggots and farts...?? 😆
Likes lazy Sunday mornings, vegans and walnut whip.
perks up and prays walnut whip is a euphemism
I'm sorry DD, but BikeBouy has it with real ale, faggots and farts. Errr I think? 😳
I'm so confused, you're all playing mind games. I think I'll go and chop some wood for the log burner and leave this to the players. 😉
This isn't going as well as I'd hoped.
@OP just be aware that unless her profile explicitly states that she's slim and athletic she will be without fail a bit of a chubster *
* And even if it does, she still might be.
offers DD a walnut whip and by walnut whip I mean....
#strangestbonerrightnow
#stillgotitevenafterJunky'sninjaedit
For the record, I've been dating the same woman for approaching 2 months now
What was your previous record?
15 years.
For women, finding themselves single after a long term relationship puts them firmly out of their comfort zone. I guess they just want to get back to that circumstance as soon as they can.
FCOL what a load of old tosh Shibby. 😐
Jeez, no wonder you're permanently trawling dating sites, you don't have a bloody clue about wimminz!
I would have thought that many women, just like many men, when coming out of a long term relationship want some no strings, feel good action.
Likes strings, water sports and fondue.
It does amuse me that it always seems to be the ones who spend so much time on dating sites that claim to be the "experts" on women.
It might come as a surprise to discover that not all women are the same. You know, like they might have individualities, characters, desires and everything!
Rachel
😯You know, like they might have individualities, characters, desires and everything!
FCOL what a load of old tosh Shibby.
That's my experience of women on internet dating sites. Of course, I'm sure there are women that embrace single life, buy sensible shoes, stop shaving their arm pits and dabble in casual lesbianism, but they tend not to go on match dot com.
......his and hers watches......microwave oven.......cuddly toy (cheers).......dart board......
It might come as a surprise to discover that not all women are the same. You know, like they might have individualities, characters, desires and everything!
To acknowledge this would make for a very dull thread...
Casanova
I'm sure there are women that embrace single life, buy sensible shoes, stop shaving their arm pits and dabble in casual lesbianism, but they tend not to go on match dot com.
I can assure you they do, Shibboleth - it's just that they don't click on your profile!
Rachel
allthegear - MemberIt might come as a surprise to discover that not all women are the same. You know, like they might have individualities, characters, desires and everything!
Oh dear, it's all getting complicated now.
I only open emails from 7s or above... Anyway, my internet dating days might be over! 🙂
I thought you just bought them a Babycham, complimented their blouse and boom, seal the deal.
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Shibboleth - Member
I only open emails from 7s or above..
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😆 Great thread, perhaps not for poor Dez.
