Who will be our graham?
Annoying... Condescending... Not particularly funny...
JUNKY?? You're needed... 😉
I just want to meet someone lovely, intelligent, cute and someone to go on the odd bike ride with. Not hard surely?!
Hey Houns, how you doin... 😉
e- mail in profile Houns ...you can have a reach round as well
assuming you can put up with my unappealing traits obviously
One if the biggest issues are women who because of past relationships have real issues with someone still being able to talk to their ex!
C'mon! Kids, property, etc mean a lot of us have chosen to be adults, split before it got nasty, have the welfare of the kids in mind so do talk, remain friends, etc.
Deal with it ladies or buy the Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit....
I actually think its quite good fun its a open arena to judge people heavily.
Flowerpower i will settle for a tache aslong as you can twist the ends.
I may have to resort to that shib
Houns, your post sounds like you're looking for 2 people... I'll be the person to "go on the odd bike ride" with.
You can plump for Junky for your other needs, although he doesn't satisfy any of the 3 criteria you specified... 😉
The ex thing is very true!
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That one even made me chuckle Chapeau
[i]One if the biggest issues are women who, because of past relationships, have real issues with someone still being able to talk to their ex![/i]
(commas added for my own needs 🙂 )
I haven't got far enough to find this out. But I hope I don't attract that kind of nutter!
Not nuts DezB - just ruin it for themselves!
It's ok for them to have kids.
It's ok for you to have kids.
But it's not ok for you to be able to have a conversation with your ex without arguing, because they can't with theirs 😯
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"I'm just a humble motherf*cker with a big-ass d*ck"
-Bunk, [i]The Wire[/i]
A big ass dick?? I would have thought that might put a few ladies off... 😯
I was actually on a little (and my first in 7 years) impromptu date the other night, i rode to the pub as it's only a couple of miles away and locked my bike up outside.
As we were leaving I got a really snotty look, "Is that your [i]only[/i] road bike?" If i hadn't been a giddy idiot beforehand I was after that
I did stipulate on my profile that a working understanding of n+1 would be required.
Likes chatting to pretty Redheads for a week, getting on well, receiving a text saying she's not over her ex and not ready to date.
Women!
Shame but better to find out now than next week after the date!
(It's usually code for "I can't be arsed with you I'm chatting to someone better now")
Ah right they ususaly just stopped relying to me
After 8 days and 50 unanswered texts i took the hint 😉
I messaged someone last night for a laugh - she's in the same town as me.
Her picture is a rather artistic interpretation of her and a big, white, hairy... horse... 😆 Will keep you posted!
:lol:^^ sure it's not a Donkey??
As in, "this is what I want, someone hung like a ........."
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* likes cantering, tally ho'ing & whips.
Oh flip - just heard back. I don't think the picture is even of her!! Wibble.
WTF would you use someone elses pictures?
It is not like looks are unimportant in a relationship
Tell her that yours is not real and send in one of the desperados on here as your stunt cock
I've just gently taken the piss. Hopefully she'll get the hint without getting too psychotic.
Run.
Run fast.
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Fake pics are a huge problem, as mentioned before, drag them into the search field on Google images and it'll show you where else that image appears on the net.
And pet pics... Why the hell do they put a pic of their dog?? If I ever got messages with pics like that, I'd reply "you look really nice in that 3rd photo... Very loyal... Love what you've done with your fur..."
Gimme a break guys, you can see why I was interested
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Indeed, a fine Arabian nose.
And the girls not bad either............ 😉
Gimme a break guys, you can see why I was interested
No! I can't, for a single minute, see why you'd think that pic was real!! 😆
That pic comes up as Pascale 1, taken by Mehmet Turan, a Turkish photographer in Istanbul.
Needs more teddy bears and rainbows.
(It wasn't really that one you nutters)
Phew!
[i]drag them into the search field on Google images and it'll show you where else that image appears on the net.[/i]
This I did not know, thank you.
I have my first date in years on Thursday night. We have been chatting loads on text and she seems quite normal, interesting and fun. I bet I can mess it up in minutes!
Good luck Mister P! The beauty of internet dating is that you've generally built up some rapport by the time you meet, so it's not like you're starting from scratch. Have a good time, and report back 😉
Good luck chaps, if the psychopaths and nutters one of our team has dated from online sites and through running her own singles evenings are any indicator, the pickings seem a bit thin on the normal men front.
We have had to provide counselling on a weekly basis and one rescue - she's finally found someone but he was someone she had known for years and it just clicked.
There is hope!! 😀
She did tell me about one date she went on where the chap talked non-stop about combine harvesters for two hours. I should seem pretty normal compared to that.
Good luck Mister P!
Sounds like you should be on Tinder MrB! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25088495
Ah, we've done [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/yet-more-online-dating-tinder ]Tinder[/url] 🙂
Ok so in need of a heads up! here...
My recent experiences seem to follow a familiar pattern:
1 Establish contact
2 messages - no more than 4 or 5 before suggested meet
3 meet agreed , detail to follow
4 Makes suggestion of suitable times
5 No response
Four times this has happened now, anyone have similar?
If stage 4 is something like "See you at the old graveyard at midnight" then that might explain it?
Yeah, you might have a point there, I find petrochemical installations irresistable though 😉
