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Binners , yeah.......from experience anyone who issues a threat has absolutely no intention of ever carrying it out - only cowards issue threats, whenever i have been threatened by idiots/drunks (i used to run a local pub in the town) i've always got in first and either stood face to face or got in there pretty damn quick (interpret that as you will), coming from a small fishing town you learn to look after yourself which i admit may seem primitive behaviour to some who are brought up elsewhere in the more civilised areas of the country but that''s just what goes on in such an area as this and if you let folk take advantage or walk over you then you are in for a life of hell.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 12:46 am
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... i admit may seem primitive behaviour to some who are brought up elsewhere in the more civilised areas of the country but that''s just what goes on in such an area as this and if you let folk take advantage or walk over you then you are in for a life of hell.

Well done but do watch out for the bureaucrats ... they will "murder" you with paper works if they see that ... Health & Safety etc ...


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 1:00 am
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John Inverdale.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 1:03 am
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Hucknall.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 1:11 am
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However invented taxes


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 2:33 am
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I'm giving my bullet and gun to somafunk.

Me too, if I can't go back in time to shoot Hitler.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 5:31 am
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One 'gun': The M58 Davy Crocket. One 'bullet': The twenty ton equivalent nuclear mortar round it fires. One target: A packed Palace of Westminster.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 7:08 am
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When you planning this; a few days time by any chance, Guy?


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 7:10 am
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At the very least can't it be a

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..and one battery?


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 8:47 am
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Somakenny gets my gun and bullet too

there was thread about this or it got mentioned and a surprisingly high amount of posters had anonymous e-mails including abuse/death threats - I , surprisingly, have had none!

*logs on to email 😈


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 9:10 am
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I imagine GCHQ will be all over this.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 12:30 pm
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Paul Hollywood. I'd blow his buns clean off.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 3:10 pm
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One of the richest 1%, I'm sure it wouldn't make a great deal of difference but you never know.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 4:26 pm
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James Corden or Jack Black? Can't pick only one.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 4:45 pm
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Auto Magnum?

Not a gun.

'Auto' is an action type, 'Magnum' is a cartridge nomenclature. Many different guns are both automatic and Magnum, and there are a great many different magnum cartridges. .22 Magnum? .338 Lapua Magnum?


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 5:40 pm
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Piers Morgan


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 5:44 pm
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I don't think I'd take the one gun one bullet but if it were one tazer to the genitals then I might just be able to come up with quite a long list.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 6:07 pm
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One bullet, one gun.

Well a gun wouldn't be much use with just a bullet, so I'd chose a catapult to launch the bullet.

Now if only we could have one cartridge and one gun!


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 6:31 pm
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Well if soma doesn't need another, then FatBoy in North Korea


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 6:32 pm
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Far too many are going for soft options and choosing people who are either just unpleasant or irritating. For me, it has to be someone who's been responsible for events on a global scale, that have caused death and misery on a truly unprecedented scale.
In which case it would be Bush or Blair, for persuing an illegal war that has destabilised an entire region, caused many thousands of unnecessary deaths, and led to a rise in global terrorism.
Mugabe, for reasons too many and too obvious to need repeating.
Or, if he was still alive, Pol Pot, for the killing fields.
Probably Mugabe, because he's one target, and I'd have to engineer a situation with Bush and Blair in one place where one Lapua round from an Accuracy International rifle would take out both of them.
Mugabe the scumbag it is, then
Somafunk, really glad to read how well you've overcome what could have been a tragedy, and glad also that there was retribution of a decidedly Old Testament flavour.
That's what friends are for. 😉


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 7:39 pm
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Charlton Hesten, not to kill just a bullet in his spine as I couldn't kill a man I despise just as much as i admire.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 7:48 pm
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Causing others pain isn't normally my bag but I'd have to consider the case of Richard Littlejohn, especially after the death of Lucy Meadows.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 7:50 pm
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I have just bought a mtb mag for the first time in a very long time 'What Mountain Bike'. At this precise moment I would like to shoot and kill Guy Kesteven for a rather pathetic set of bike reviews using buzzwords with no evidence and overly using adjectives to make himself sound clever. Plus he looks like a tool in the photos. Thus making the sport just a little bit more less cool.


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 8:22 pm
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I'd line up all the cast of TOWIE and/or Made in Chelsea in no particular order and see how many one bullet gets me. Failing that: Katie Price


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 8:58 pm
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Warren M. Anderson


 
Posted : 27/10/2013 9:23 pm
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Causing others pain isn't normally my bag but I'd have to consider the case of Richard Littlejohn, especially after the death of Lucy Meadows.

[url= http://agirlcalledjack.com/2013/11/01/dear-richard-littlejohn-heres-some-polish-for-that-turd/ ]not quite a bullet more a size seven to the nuts[/url] 🙂

scroll down for the original article.


 
Posted : 01/11/2013 10:56 pm
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I had a really vivid dream a few weeks back, George Osbourne was in Downing St on his way to [s]screwing the poor again[/s] present the budget, he's stood holding the little red case in the air in front of the assembled TV and newspaper cameras, then BANG I blow his head apart with a high powered sniper rifle from the top of a nearby tower block. Made my get away on a twist and go, never got caught and became a folk hero, up there with Robin Hood.


 
Posted : 02/11/2013 12:09 am
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Chris Grayling, MP.

Or any other politician for that matter, & any other bare faced liar.

EDIT.. & Frank Skinner, forgot about that Nob.


 
Posted : 02/11/2013 12:56 am
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Ed Milliband - more a compassion thing really.


 
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