[Closed] one bullet, one gun...

If you're taking Bush then I'll take Blair.

clarkson

Charlton Heston 🙂

Me

Tim Westwood, but I fear 7 billion people might beat me to him.

Well this isn't a very nice topic 🙁

Definitely Tony Blair for me 🙂

bikeind. Get at least 3 for the price of one that way 😆

Thank the lord, somebodies already got Clarkson, that gives me a spare, David Cameron it is then.

Well, he's already dead so a bit pointless, but a doctor called Walter Freeman. I'd shoot him in the knee in the hope he'd bleed to death slowly.

Cameron, check!

Blair, check!

Clarkson, Check!

I'll happily take Peter Andre out (not for dinner).

Edit: On second thoughts I would just shoot him in the dick.

If you target Bush, you target the wrong guy in that administration. The real evil rested with Rumsfeld. If I could have one wish, it would be for him to get arrested and tried in the Hague for war crimes.

Wicked neo-cons.

I'd have more of a problem choosing the gun than the person.
P90?
Auto Magnum?
SMLE?
SLR?
Thomson M1A1?
Home made zip gun out of a mini-flare system and a .22LR round?

Morrissey

I could quite calmly take a single shot and walk up to the person who drove me off the road deliberately in 1991 and left me there with a broken spine in two places and punctured lungs amongst other injuries which left me hanging on for 9 hrs till the postman found me the following morning, he left me with life long health issues, but i guess i should be happy to settle for my friends taking a lump hammer to his knee caps whilst i spent 6 months recovering in hospital.

My boss, my bosses boss and my bosses, bosses boss...they'll hafta stand very close all together in a line so my one bullet travels through all of them tho!
Oh yeh and Clarkson 😛

Myleene class

Anyone who says clarkson

I fear I've been robbed of the prime candidate. Thatcher. So in her absense .... Nick Griffin

You're going to need a lot more than just one bullet Houns.

Jordan

Assuming saxon-rider bites the bullet and shoots Rumsfeld prince of torture and sex partner of sadam Hussain that's business done and we are on to killing for pleasure so i'll do Putin.

piers morgan

My sister in-law, evil robbing bitch 😈

Dale Cregan - ensuring it wasn't quick.

Ok...in the spirt of the thread i rescind my previous post so i now nominate my one bullet - one gun for thatcher, yeah i know she's "apparently" dead but i just want to make sure for my own piece of mind.

it seems some people would rather be famous for 15 mins, rather than have their name forever remembered and celebrated for centuries after!

I wanted thatcher to live for ages and ages, and to rot into old age, sat stinking in her own urine and faeces...... 8)

Or maybe Assad. Might reduce the number of kids his regime are killing.

it seems some people would rather be famous for 15 mins, rather than have their name forever remembered and celebrated for centuries after!

I wouldn't expect any thanks for shooting Tony Blair ! It's certainly wouldn't be my motive for doing it. It's a dirty job but someone ought to do it.

Actually, can I change my mind? I've thought of two prime candidates, equally deserving of it! I just can't make up my mind. Michael Gove or Eric Pickles? Hmmmmmm it's a dilemma

somafunk - Member

Ok...in the spirt of the thread i rescind my previous post so i now nominate my one bullet - one gun for thatcher, yeah i know she's "apparently" dead but i just want to make sure for my own piece of mind.

Gun's the wrong tool for this sort of work, you need a hammer, a stake, a bell, a book and a candle, and a spade to bury the remains at a crossroad.

Binners get them to put their heads together.

Gove is an asshole but George Osborne could do with a quick exit too

Bono, the ****!

I take me back and change it for Mark Bridger.
No one knows what poor April Jones went through.
He would be shot somewhere to bleed not bad enough to kill.
he would be sent into a forest.
A pack of hungry wolves will be released.
They will tear the flesh from his bones slowly.

Nigel Farage

Edit
Or
Russell Brand

So hard to decide.

Followed by geldof, bloody do gooders!

Kevin McCloud

Russell Brand

THANK YOU!

Eric Pickles.?
That might take an elephant gun

Paul dacre.

Jordan? That's a lot of people in a country!
How about a lot of people all standing in a line and then use a Barrett .50cal sniper rifle from point blank range with an armour piercing round? You could take a few heads off with that, well in my dreams you could pmsl.

Hitler, assuming the bullet can travel back in time....

Do I really need to say why?

2 lane autobahns, come on,

Break into a bilderberg meeting and take a shot, your'e bound to hit someone who deserves it. 😈