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Very sad in actual fact, sort of...
Took my Mrs to see her ageing Mum today & i was faffing about on the phone doing a survey. Mrs asks what I'm doing & tell her I'm 'telling a pack of lies about investments'. Mum then says, 'who's been paralysed with injections?'
Later we were discussing some paperwork & the Mrs said. 'we'll need a copy', Mum says, ' do you need some coffee'?
This kind of thing goes on all afternoon! Odd thing is, she never just says 'pardon' or 'what did you say', she always thinks of something that sounds like what been said then says it!
Is an understandable "pride" mate.
My mum is similar. Doesn't like to accept her hearing isn't great to does her best to guess what was said.
I say pride in a nice way, not a bad way.
Is an understandable "pride" mate.
Who lied?
Sorry, you've lost me?
Have I misused a word/used dodgy spelling?
Egf
I recognise that. My now late mother in law used to pick up the phone when my wife called but left the TV volume up at a level that would wake the dinosaurs up from their fossils.
The first words out of my wife's mouth were always "turn your telly down" and usually two or three times before she actually did.
The kids realised this matches quite well to the tune of Tie Your Mother Down by Queen...the rest is sadly history.
Sorry, you've lost me?
Have I misused a word/used dodgy spelling?
I don't think Matt was listening properly. 😀
Have I misused a word/used dodgy spelling?
'Pride' rhymes with 'lied'
Don't you start!
used to pick up the phone when my wife called but left the TV volume up at a level that would wake the dinosaurs up from their fossils.
Oh yes, Mrs Egf phones Mum & says/shouts, 'turn the telly down, I can't hear you', Mum says, 'what?'
Damn you Matt!
Hook, line and sinker! 😀
😆
Hook, line and sinker
Who's done a stinker?
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theotherjonv - Member
Hook, line and sinker
Who's done a stinker?
This might have legs!
Pegs? 😉
Big mice like sheds?
Fig Rice and Bike Sheds?
Sounds illegal to me
Sounds nothing like a beagle!
Sam's got a beagle tommy?
Bagel? Yes please an onion one thanks
"But only one thanks ?"..
Go on have two..
You need a poo?
This is why the most common last words of Zebras tends to be ...
"Who the hell is Brian?"
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Take off me bra..its all been in vain ?
Did someone call Ling? I can't hear a thing