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[Closed] Oh dear, this won't end well.

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Been at a friends 40th birthday enjoying a few ciders. Home to relieve the babysitter (ahem) and just cracked open some proper scrumpy, pressed by a good friend in deepest, bumpkin-est Oxfordshire, and it has been maturing for a few good months.

It tastes lovely, but I have a lot to do tomorrow....


 
Posted : 09/05/2014 11:33 pm
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You relieved the babysitter! You deserve it. You know you do.


 
Posted : 09/05/2014 11:37 pm
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She was mightily relieved... 8)

My poor liver. Scrumpy very tasty but potent.


 
Posted : 09/05/2014 11:40 pm
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Drink it all, enjoy it, don't worry about tomorrow, it never comes (unlike the babysitter)


 
Posted : 09/05/2014 11:44 pm
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But there's 2 litres of it...I suppose I could entertain the idea of not drinking it all.

Cue tomorrow at 6am...."Daddy, why are you being sick?"


 
Posted : 09/05/2014 11:47 pm
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Don't even worry about it. I challenge you!!


 
Posted : 09/05/2014 11:49 pm
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In the words of Captain Barnacles, "Let's do this". In for a penny...


 
Posted : 09/05/2014 11:51 pm
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cider is made out of the hopes and dreams of tiny kittens who will never achieve anything in their lives. That's how sour and horrible it is.


 
Posted : 09/05/2014 11:52 pm
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Their feline misfortune tastes like ecstasy to me.

Edit: And I like the taste of ecstasy.


 
Posted : 09/05/2014 11:53 pm
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I like the taste of ecstasy

I always found it a bit like paracetamol, like you could tolerate it for a few seconds whilst you found some water, but once it started properly dissolving, it was horrendous.


 
Posted : 09/05/2014 11:56 pm
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Sorry, did I say ecstasy? I meant Marmite. It's proper scrumpy, mind.


 
Posted : 10/05/2014 12:00 am
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Update please? How's the stomach? Always a mess of the ablutions after some scrumpy drinking


 
Posted : 10/05/2014 10:21 am
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Woke up dribbling on the sofa at 2.30am, defeated; there was almost a litre of scrumpy left. I have let you down. sorry.

Up again at 6.30. Several teas/coffees later and I'm off to the rugby in a couple of hours. I think some hair of the dog is in order.


 
Posted : 10/05/2014 11:45 am
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Top work! Impressive effort


 
Posted : 10/05/2014 2:26 pm
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Home to relieve the babysitter (ahem)
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Posted : 10/05/2014 2:29 pm