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Worked with a couple of guys, one of whom managed to win a national prize for top performer in the role.
Thing was, the metrics used were supposed to have been altered so he only 'won' because someone screwed up. In fact, by any other measure used before or since, both of the other guys in the region were actually rated waaaay better than him.
Hence we called him Ringo - after the "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?" question and answer.
Colleague with the initials KC found themselves lumbered with the moniker KFC after someone inserted the middle banhammer-worthy word whilst ranting about them
You work with Katie Compton?
Mate of mine is known as The Camel, as he`s always got the hump
Attractive Kazakh girl in my group at work. Her name is Kamshat, which is quite common here.
No prizes for guessing what the Americans call her (not to her face, obv.).
Mate of mine was known as Smeagol for his striking resemblance to his alter ego Gollum.