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I joined this forum thing yesterday afternoon and I've already spent £120 on stuff I don't really need, and I've been sat on my arse for the last 3 hrs when I should be working.
How do I change my user name ?
Only subscribers can do that 😉
Can't.
Get back to work.
This is your boss.
I've already spent £120 on stuff I don't really need
You'll fit in fine here, carry on!
[i]Can't.[/i]
Sshhh! I'm on commission.
S****, he said [i]member[/i].
Have you ever had inappropriate intimate contact with a cephalopod?
what tyres for Russell Brand..?
Have you ever had inappropriate intimate contact with a cephalopod?
If not, CFH can lend you his....
You can't change your forum name I'm afraid. You'll need to ask for it to be changed, and to avoid confusion (and everyone doing it) it's only granted in exceptional circumstances.
If you joined yesterday, why is your account a year old?
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CaptainFlashheart - MemberHave you ever had inappropriate intimate contact with a cephalopod?
I thought it was appropriate at the time, but now I'm not so sure!!!
Where do you draw the line?
[i]If you joined yesterday, why is your account a year old?[/i]
A-ha!
Maybe he means he finally "joined in" ?
If you joined yesterday, why is your account a year old?
There's a buzzing black market in recycled user names out there. They go for £100s for the right name....
You're drawing on a cephalopod? Sketching on a squid?
Well, at least you'd have a ready supply of ink.
Have you got directional hifi cable?