Eaten a mince pie.
Never watched a game of football.
Never held a baby.
What have you never done that most people probably have?
Told the truth 😉
Wore a suit/tie or shirt + trousers or dress shoes
Currently dressed in Aldi's finest jogging bottoms and one of their long sleeve tops - as I have been for 95% of the year.
I've been rigged out in Kilt + regalia though, once for a wedding.
Been to a big gig.
Smoked a single fag.
Follow up my promise to give up alcohol after a terrible hangover.
Felt so low. When you gonna take me out of this black hole?
I've done most things. Somehow I've never heard the Mr Blobby song though. Or seen Shawshank Redemption.
Entered a betting shop or made a bet online
Done a wheelie
Done a manual
Gone no-handed
Can't do 'em.
Watched a full episode of Coronation Street.
Been on honeymoon, despite being married twice.
Give you up, run around or desert you.
Thought Friends was funny
Ruined a perfectly fine bicycle ride by involving any competitive elements.
Raced a bicycle.
...also, learned to type faster..
Watched Star Wars, Friends or any Disney films
Smoked or put a bet on
Wet shaved
Been to the barbers (wife does it)
Eaten a McDonald's, Burger King or KFC (or any other fast food outlet)
Gosh I sound boring....
You haven’t missed anything
You've clearly never had a good kebab.
Anyway -
Seen the Usual Suspects
Voted Labour (in a GE)
enjoyed any of my kids school nativity/plays/shows
liked football, and it's pathetic tribalism.
What have you never done that most people probably have?
Voted Tory
Even in their biggest election win of the last 100 years - 1955 - the tory party still had less than 50% of the vote (of a 75% turnout) so on that occasion almost 2/3rds of those that could have voted didnt vote Tory . Its safe to say most people haven't voted Tory
Karaoke
Never been a forum big hitter nor married.
watched any sci-fi film
watched any james bond film (have seen clips but no complete film)
and not quite, but sooooo close to never having seen a photo of liz truss. was in greece when the queen died and boris was binned within days of each other. id been aware of a few names in the hat but didnt really know them and when a greek waiter told us it was liz truss it was just a shrug of the shoulders and 'same old sh1t' comment (from them as well. einai olles malakes :D). we never watch the news, she didnt last long and i managed to go through her full tenure without even knowing what our prime minister looked like. course it had to happen eventually, i accidentally saw something a mate put on facebook and spoiled it. still to this day think ive only seen one photo of her.
Karaoke
Karaoke is brilliant, you lose all sense of self, and self worth, a loss of ego, if you will...
...it's very liberating!
Watched Titanic.
Eaten tripe.
Driven a BMW or Merc.
Used a bearing press.
watched any sci-fi film
Not believing this one, science fiction covers a huge spectrum of films, not just space films.
Been to Ibiza or Glastonbury.
Had a pot noodle.
Never held a baby.
I don't know why but I find that slightly disturbing.
Never had a kebab
You haven’t missed anything.
You’re joking, aren’t you?
Go and have a chicken tikka kebab from the Soices of Kashmir in Braughton or a king sized mixed from the Turkish Delight in Chorlton and you’ll experience some of the best food you’ve ever eaten
The only thing I’ve not tried is heroin and that’s only because I tend to consider most things a bit ‘moorish’.
Smoked anything (even tobacco in a cigarette).
Drunk alcohol - just can't be arsed with it.
Been to a football match.
Danced.
I'm proper rubbish. Or maybe abnormal.
Admittedly I'm referring to Doner kebabs, scoffed after a night of boozing. Maybe just the city center kebab shops arent the creme of the crop. Shish kebab im more into, but i get that cooked pink, or 'juicy' as the term goes, if you want less carbon on the outside.
I did work the night shift for a company many moons ago boning out lamb fores(shoulders) and flanks for doner making. Company supplied the large premade doner thing on the skewer for the local shops. Quite fatty and not the best lamb I've seen imho.
The only thing I’ve not tried is heroin and that’s only because I tend to consider most things a bit ‘moorish’.
I think you mean Moreish(Sometimes Morish, or Mourish) Moorish usually denotes a style of architecture, or relating to Middle Eastern culture between the 8th and 15th centuries.
But yeah, I would avoid Heroin, it is as you say Moreish. Great instantaneous flu cure incidentally.
