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You dont need a sky engineer to move that dish , any tradesman with a set of ladders and an sds drill could relocate the 4 masonry bolts holding it up if you want it done sooner.
But yeah neighbour is a petty spiteful knob for moving it
Hammer sausages in to his hot tub
that dish , any tradesman with a set of ladders and an sds drill could relocate the 4 masonry bolts holding it up if you want it done sooner.
Do you reckon they should move it 6" to the left..?
How unbelievably petty! I’d arrange for the mounting arm to be swung around to stick further out from the wall, with the dish re-aligned to pick up a signal. That way it would be away from the property line, but would intrude further into his line of vision.
That might teach the stupid s.o.b that being petty about something that isn’t important can have unintended consequences.
Cough on his dog.
Get the dog to bum him.
P1ss in his hot tub.
Go home & have a sausage sarnie.
Move it yourself or get someone in to do it, as brownsauce says, only 4 bolts and there is plenty of space and a clear view of the sky below your mums window, no need for it to be within reach of the git next door:)
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CountZero
MemberHow unbelievably petty! I’d arrange for the mounting arm to be swung around to stick further out from the wall, with the dish re-aligned to pick up a signal. That way it would be away from the property line, but would intrude further into his line of vision.
That might teach the stupid s.o.b that being petty about something that isn’t important can have unintended consequences.
TBH that sounds quite a lot more petty than somebody moving something that was put over their property line without their permission, then repeated moved back over their property line without speaking to them.
Don’t think he has a dog though.
Buy him one
Then bum it.
Piranha in the hot tub? Lose weight the quick way.
How abour i send you a 25kg bag of malted barley
Sow it every day on the solat panels
Within a week the local feral pigeons will move on in. Thry will build a big old nest and crap all over his panel's
Might be a bit noisy but if your mum is like my mum she won't hear them anymore
Cheapest solution - collect some dog urine and burn a message into his lawn.
Replace the sky dish with one of these (the dish, not the other one from Wayne’s World).
and glue his dog to it (after you’ve bought him one)
Bum his lawn then own his hottub with bombers.
Make him a sausage sandwich. But use vegan sausages and don't tell him.
God forbid the poor baztid should in the future want a sky dish in that same area ..... just sayin
Wait a couple of weeks until coronavirus really kicks in and there are no police, then nip round and do whatever you want.
What CZ said.
Climb on his roof and kick his aerial, worked for Rod Hull or emu.
🤣🤣🤣
So, he hasn’t got a dog eh...
Even better! Get your dog to bum the neighbour with the sausage.
In glum times, this is vintage STW- thanks for the Sunday evening smiles everyone.
just tighten the bolts to the max.
Hammer frozen dogs into his windows so they can’t be opened. Dachshunds are bred specifically for this type of situation.
Edit - into the frames not the panes, that would be ridiculous.
Poke a burning sausage through the letterbox.
Fire some fresh dog turds into the hot tub.
Fill his gutters with leaf mulch.
On a serious note, sky should reposition the dish for free, other tradesmen may not be as cheap.
Ours (dish, not tradesman) is stuck up on a mast, so it is above any and all windows.
Shitty thing for your neighbour to be doing but also stupid of Sky to position it like that
A full day has elapsed and no mention of Bombers as far as I can see. STW really is going downhill...
Fill his hot air balloon up with sausages.
A full day has elapsed and no mention of Bombers as far as I can see. STW really is going downhill…
You are correct.
Jam up his sausage machine with bombers
Smear sausage meat on his bomber stanchions
Bum his dog with bombers
Clean your bombers with his dog
Hammer bombers into his lawn
Hide his bombers in your hot tub
^ Did it way better. Bravo.
sausages are the new bombers
Fire frozen sausages of wee into his hot tub with your homemade crossbow fabricated from a pair of old bombers and your mums knicker elastic
Assuming his mum wears... erm, never mind.
In defence of "stw", jekkyl bwned the thread yesterday:
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Bum his lawn then own his hottub with bombers.
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Sausages are the new Bombers.
I'd still punch him in the mouth though.
Move to Spain "the people are so nice there" you don't even have to bother learning the language everyone speaks English anyway.
Just as a point the alignment of a dish is easy to do if you move it yourself to a better spot. One of my old tenants had a dish that the builders took down. I put it back up and got it working fine. the vertical angle is already set on the mount, the direction you can get as a compass bearing - that allows you to get a signal and then the TV will monitor the level of signal to allow you to fine tune it by moving it tiny amounts. worked for me.
Previous neighbours kids had an inflatable hot tub and had parties until the early hours. A bucket of crayfish lobbed over the fence sorted that out.
Fill the stanchions on his Bombers with frozen sausages
Bum his dog IN his hot tub.
TBH that sounds quite a lot more petty than somebody moving something that was put over their property line without their permission, then repeated moved back over their property line without speaking to them.
Well, as far as I can see from the photo, the actual mounting is not on the bloke’s side of the property line, and if the set-up is anything like mine, ie an inverted ‘U’-shaped tube held in place by four bolts, and the dish the same, it means 180 degrees of horizontal adjustment, so my suggestion is perfectly valid, and exactly what a competent installer would do - no need to re-drill and re-fit elsewhere, just swing the dish to the left, away from the property line, then swivel the dish back to align with the satellite.
He will have no argument about the edge of the dish overlapping his property line, which is just petty, and if it intruding into his line of sight on one side, tough. From what I can see, it could go further to the right without causing an issue with the dish being swivelled around anyway.
Just go nuclear and fill his entire house with sausages.
It's the only way to be sure.
CountZero
MemberTBH that sounds quite a lot more petty than somebody moving something that was put over their property line without their permission, then repeated moved back over their property line without speaking to them.
Well, as far as I can see from the photo, the actual mounting is not on the bloke’s side of the property line, and if the set-up is anything like mine, ie an inverted ‘U’-shaped tube held in place by four bolts, and the dish the same, it means 180 degrees of horizontal adjustment, so my suggestion is perfectly valid, and exactly what a competent installer would do – no need to re-drill and re-fit elsewhere, just swing the dish to the left, away from the property line, then swivel the dish back to align with the satellite.
Maybe so but you weren't suggesting it for that reason, but to annoy him. He didn't do anything wrong in the first place!
Is it a sausage dog?
Flyingpotatoes’ Neighbour is Steve McNeil who wants everyone to watch in 8 bit.
Has anyone peed in the neighbours shoes and on his sausage yet?
Bum his wife with a sausage dog.
Bum his sausage dog with his wife