The shorter, the better.
What you got?
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One's an indestructible super hero
The other's an instruction
That'll do.
whats brown and rhymes with snoop
dr dre
two men walk into a bar. ouch.
A gay wizard walks into a bar. Poof!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
what do you call a Spanish homosexual?
Senor Willy
what's the definition of beans on toast.skinheads on a raft. how do you make an apple puff,chase it round the garden. oh me sides 😆
I'd tell you a joke about my penis but its too long
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other you drive, I'll shoot.
what's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
the holocaust
Does Sean Connery like herbs?
Only partially.
Also, Realman, that is now my new favourite joke ever. Congratulations sir.
Why did the baker have brown hands?
He kneaded a poo.
what's E.T. short for..?
cos he's got little legs..
whats the difference between a (insert your local town)lass and a walrus? ones got a tash and smells of fish and the other one lives in the sea.
here all week.