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Currently on "MI5 Surveillance Van #3".


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 7:59 pm
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When i moved house re ently I left an old router connected to a socket hidden under the insulation in the loft with the SSID MartinIsA#### because my old neighbour was called Martin and was a ####. I know it was childish but....

I wish I'd thought of this.


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 8:01 pm
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After recently being told off by a neighbour about leaving the communal gate open (I never have) mine is now "swinging like an open gate"


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 8:07 pm
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Thanks everyone, I've been pissing myself all afternoon at these. For the time being I'm going with the tits 'cos I have the SoH of a 12yo, but will be referring to these again soon when the joke wears thin...


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 8:08 pm
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All your base are belong to us


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 8:14 pm
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The cake is a lie, arrow to the knee or Leroy Jenkins.


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 8:18 pm
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Tubeless Badger?

Owned with Bombers?

Sudocrem Cat?


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 8:24 pm
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u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? ?? s???? ???q ??n? oo?


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 10:28 pm
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u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? ?? s???? ???q ??n? oo?

Love it, think the font works as well... I think that'll be next.


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 10:34 pm
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"this WiFi can't be hacked" would be a good name. What could possibly go wrong.....


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 10:39 pm
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The Router For Evil

Grass needs a trim

Fence needs painting

IANAL


 
Posted : 26/04/2017 2:06 am
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Madeleine_McCann


 
Posted : 26/04/2017 2:56 am
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Ooo, thread resurrection reminded my I was going to rename mine to "Surrounded by ****s"


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 8:28 am
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[i] At that point the airline had no choice but to follow through on their promise and cancel the flight.[/i]

Any parent knows you don't make threats like that - you don't want to be left with 'no choice'.

What a daft escalation of a stupid situation.


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 8:28 am
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My three...

getoffmyland
getoutofmyattic
getoutofmygarden

I spot a theme.


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 8:43 am
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^--- re the pilot incident-should have backed down.

Then, after about an hour, bank it over, nose down, flick the cabin lights on and off, screaming "That hotspot's blown the electronics! We're ALL gonna DIEEEEE!"

Then level out. Just for S&G. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 8:58 am
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โ€œJihadist Cell London 1.โ€

I wonder how long you'd last with that as your home wifi router name, before the Police arrived......


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 10:15 am
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[quote=slowbloke ]"this WiFi can't be hacked" would be a good name. What could possibly go wrong.....

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Posted : 26/05/2017 10:24 am
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Mine is "Mileham Church of Satan"


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 11:09 am
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Windows virus alert 1.2

That should keep most of them away


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 4:00 pm
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Dark Web


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 5:25 pm
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My mate renamed his to:

YoureMyWiFiNowDave

which makes me chuckle.


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 8:50 pm
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Wannacryv2.1 should ensure some peace and quiet.


 
Posted : 26/05/2017 10:06 pm
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StopDrivingLikeADick


 
Posted : 27/05/2017 9:25 pm
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Posted : 27/05/2017 9:32 pm
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#votelabour


 
Posted : 27/05/2017 10:51 pm
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YoureMyWiFiNowDave

Argh I read the first page, and then thought I better come up with my own funny SSID. I was about to post my brilliant idea, but your mate got there first.

Mine is called Excalibur Cottage, a pretty niche Alan Partridge reference that I doubt my neighbours (or my wife) understands. But it makes me chuckle.


 
Posted : 27/05/2017 11:01 pm
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