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Historically I've given my home wifi routers terrific names in order to leave my neighbors amused/shocked/sexually aroused. (Or, more likely, none of the above.)

Right now, I can't think of anything.

Can STW provide some suggestions?


 
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Louise


 
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Victim_blamer ??


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 4:33 pm
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I name mine "GMP mobile covert surveillance unit" to put the shits up the scrotes


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 4:34 pm
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Breathless


 
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Just try something simple like
"Do Not Use"
"GCHQ Staff Wifi"
"Special Branch Weapons Team"
"Virus Central"
"STD Clinic"

Mine is currently "alienmothership" I also have used "My Wifi not yours".

I know, sad isn't it.


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 4:35 pm
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This is not the WiFi you are looking for.


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 4:36 pm
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HowToUpgradeMyWife


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 4:38 pm
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Looking fly for a WiFi.

Mine is currently - pull my finger


 
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"Which of you bastards voted for Brexit?"


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 4:39 pm
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VirginVeganHunter?

Mine's just called Rufus - obviously.


 
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"Pretty-fly-for-a-wifi"

Or, "No-pudding-for-you"


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 4:43 pm
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Router McRouterface


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 4:44 pm
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Put up a scan of the other wi-fi routers around you - the best are ones that reflect the others in the area.


 
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Hornymilfswaitingnocreditcardneeded


 
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I've used "GCHQ Monitoring Unit" in the past.

Back in the day I used to run a network where the domain name was Springfield. All the servers were named after Simpsons characters, so Homer, Marge etc. When I came to install a new network router, I named it Wiggum on the grounds that it directed traffic.

Where I am now, we installed a router in the Lab purely to do Port Address Translation (PAT) and Network Address Translation (NAT). It got named NATalie PORTman.


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 4:47 pm
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My SSID is Skynet


 
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Why do you want to get hacked?


 
Posted : 25/04/2017 4:49 pm
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I have "[i]Router? I hardly knew her.[/i]" as suggested by my housemate.

Childish I admit.


 
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[quote=Cougar ]I've used "GCHQ Monitoring Unit" in the past.

Mine is "MI6 monitoring service"


 
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TK421


 
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fourwordsalluppercase


 
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"I can hear you having sex"

Better if you have an adjoining property.


 
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"Wightlink are crap"

Is the nearest one to the Wightlink ferry terminal at Portsmouth Harbour.


 
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witness_protection_programme_new_identity_starter_kit


 
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Cougar, earlier

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It Hurts when IP


 
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1234567890
hello_world
Marty_McFly-fi
Wifey_McWiFi


 
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Imthekindofpersonwhothinksuphilariousnamesformywifiroutersothatswhyyouneverinvitemeroundforabarbecue


 
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Keysinthefruitbowl


 
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TV LICENCE MONITORING UNIT.


 
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WifiUnderThePatio


 
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Shy_Tory


 
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Shout_"penis"_for_password


 
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?? ? =?????


 
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I'd call it 'HP Printer' if I was feeling particularly evil.


 
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The My WiFi Love Her

BTWiFi-with-STFU


 
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I had a neibour who has "(.)(.)-tits" then someone else called theirs "( . )( .)-massive-tits"

When browsing I have come accross :
Hide yo kids hide yo wifi (old video meme joke)
Madeline Mccan is in my basement ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
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secret_network
honey_badger_escape_route
Wee_jock_pooh_pong_mc_plop


 
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PC Load Letter


 
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Mine used to be Undercover surveillance vehicle 5,then Macclesfield Council Porn Watch and is now Cpt Funkadelics Stank Machine. Need to change it again soon


 
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Cpt Funkadelics Stank Machine

I preferred their earlier work. Before they were famous.


 
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Their first EP was the best ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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I've had WiFiBeater, Readers WiFi and a guest network called WifiSwapping.

When i moved house re ently I left an old router connected to a socket hidden under the insulation in the loft with the SSID MartinIsA#### because my old neighbour was called Martin and was a ####. I know it was childish but....


 
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There is wifi router on my way in to work which my phone picks up called "I can see you naked in your bedroom".


 
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