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A friend is running a competition at work to see who can grow the biggest quail (technically, she's growing all the quails, but we're each 'adopting' one). Anyway, I need a good name for my quail (egg at the moment, soon to be a quail).
Any ideas funnier the better.
Gayle?
Dan?
Anthony?
Cheeky quail.
Killer.
Moby Chick?
Charles, Prince of Quails.....also the Chook of Rothesay?
Misty Hyman
Charles, Prince of Quails
Winning so far. Along with Quailtin Tarantino.
If it's a boy:
Molotov CockQuail
Qauil E Minogue
Finley
Beaky McBeak Face.
[Quail] Ceasar
😀Finley
Dinner.
Either accurate, or guaranteed to wind up some sensitive types. 🙂
Chick Norris
The Duke of Quailington
Baby Robin?
wet my lips.
one for the Ornithology lovers out there.
Hen Broon.
One for the Dundonians.
Do you get to eat it?
Quailbird Rock?
Do you get to eat it?
TBC. I think not - I suspect these quails will have quite a nice life.
I suspect these quails will have quite a nice life.
Quaility of life is very important
You're missing a trick here Ewan! Quick to cook, simply roast and really need 2 for a man-sized meal.
Jimmy Quail
Quailey Thompson
The Holy Quail
650 to really make the quails come alive
I suspect these quails will have quite a nice life.
All's quail that ends quail.
Chubster
Lanky
(insert other motivational name here)
Who shrunk the chicken?
Roasted tastes best
Pluck me
Jonah & the Quail?
Quail of the Century?
Network Quail?
Spatchcock.
How will I chose? Perhaps i'll flip a coin and decide by heads or quails.
Adopt 2 then you can have Quail & Pace
Epic Quail
My dads a velociraptor
What would Edward Woodward do? The E-quail-izer?
Rick Quail
Stem?
Edward Woodward - AKA the Equailiser
Milkshake.
My quail brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Itystreet.
Over Quaily Fed (if it's going to be a winner), or Under Quaily Fed if it's not got a chance- and if there is a difference in feed, tehn that would be Inequaility.
Total quailure
Chippendale Quail
Mad Beaky McBeak the pheasant plucker of Bradford
Hades
Quaily McQuailface
Humpba-quail
Batman.
#epicquail
Quail isle beef hooked
Do you get to eat it?
Vera Lynn
(Quail meat again)
Colin the colloquial Quail
Quail-F (ah ha uh huh)
Eggbert
Quailude
Quail Horreur
Quail Suprise </french_accent>
EDIT: Just realised I've inadvertently copied the joke above mine...
Quail Porter
Charles De Quail
Think it's going to be a toss up between:
#epicquail
and
Charles, Prince of Quails
...before me puny mortals
Bob..
Over/Under-quail-ified 🤷♂️
I have no imagination 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Phil "The Power" Quailor
Vlad the Imquailer
Clagnut.