My woodwork has taken a funny tern.

WorldClassAccident

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Or perhaps a weird woodpecker.

Please cast your votes before I replace the blue tack with something more permanent so the head is in a fixed position and I've got legs added.

Posted : 25/02/2026 7:42 pm

hardtailonly

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Is there a poll?

I'd vote Woodpecker

Posted : 25/02/2026 7:51 pm

scaredypants

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Booby ?

Posted : 25/02/2026 7:52 pm

andy4d

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Woodpecker

Posted : 25/02/2026 7:59 pm

thestabiliser

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What a lark!

Posted : 25/02/2026 10:04 pm

tjagain

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leave no tern unstoned

Posted : 25/02/2026 11:13 pm

mattbee

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Thanks for showing me your pecker.

Posted : 26/02/2026 8:53 am

scammell

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Woodpecker. Or Shag.

Posted : 26/02/2026 9:05 am

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Posted by: hardtailonly

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Is there a poll?

I'd vote Woodpecker

A redpoll?

Posted : 26/02/2026 11:57 am

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theomen

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Nice work and a wood pecker gets my vote.

Posted : 26/02/2026 12:21 pm

Cougar

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a wood pecker gets my vote

Exactly my thoughts. Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Posted : 26/02/2026 1:20 pm

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Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Discard the head and what's left could be fun 🙂

Posted : 26/02/2026 1:26 pm

WorldClassAccident

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Posted by: Cougar

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Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Discard the head and what's left could be fun

I describe this as a 'bedside ornament. Want one?

Posted : 26/02/2026 1:28 pm

the-muffin-man

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Posted by: WorldClassAccident

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I describe this as a 'bedside ornament. Want one?

...needs a bigger flange at the bottom, and probably a rope - just in case!! 😬 😬

Posted : 26/02/2026 2:30 pm

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Woody, but please be careful where you sit getting out of the sexpond 😬

A and E convo: he’s back again but you won’t believe why

Posted : 26/02/2026 2:34 pm

WorldClassAccident

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...needs a bigger flange at the bottom, and probably a rope - just in case!!

2nd A&E Convo - I know it feels funny, but stay sitting on the toilet. It will pass.

Posted : 26/02/2026 2:39 pm

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Woodpecker. Or Shag.

You are Austin Powers and I claim my £5 baby!!

Posted : 26/02/2026 2:53 pm

CountZero

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Woody. Pecker.

What I meant was woodpecker.

Posted : 27/02/2026 3:46 am

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My woodwork has taken a funny tern.