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away for the weekend. This hasnt happened before, I don't know what do do now. I think I'll hang around here for a bit then surf some pron. Could be a long weekend. I'm too knackered from riding last night to go out again, and all my kits in the wash. Its going to rain tomorrow. Any suggestions what I could do?
Stick with the pron but buy some lube, otherwise she'll be wondering why you're blistered to bejesus when she comes back.
You can't go riding 'cos your kits in the wash? WTF
I suggest you go to the bike shop first thing in the morning and buy some more kit!!
My wife's off with our daughter to Spain for a week tomorrow.
Apart from a couple of rare nights out, I'm going to be out riding whatever the weather is - and in the garage tinkering (with my bikes) to my heart's content.
I'm not riding because my legs are wobbly after lots of fast dusty miles and cider last night. Its takes me a little longer to recover then it did 20 years ago.
And i've just bought shiny bits from Merlin today so will be tinkering shortly, singlespeeding the tinbred for Mayhem 🙂
It's obvious, drink more cider, & lots of loud music 😆
Loads of beer round mine if you want to wander over
Its takes me a little longer to recover then it did 20 years ago
drink less. Ride more :o)
I always use the opportunity to cook those meals I love that she doesn't like.
Black pudding with fried apple & calvados - mmm
Fray Bentos EATEN OUT OF THE TIN
Cold stewed steak is a delicacy. Thought it was just me!
YUM.
Lots on at cinema: go get drunk then watch terminator.
Go and get F&&&&&g mudday !!!! 😈
loud, violent films and music through a smoky, boozy haze.
got to be by yourself though.
and stagger to bed bouncing off the walls and sleep in your clothes.
it's good to drink by yourelf occasionally 🙂
oh yeah, and attempt to watch ALL the pron on the internet...
Black pudding with fried apple & calvados - mmm
Mmm yes
Fray Bentos EATEN OUT OF THE TIN
No, no, no!
I cook it first (well, after the first mouthfull).
Does anybody else always eat a bit of what they're cooking before they start? Raw sausage, bacon, fish etc? Not chicken though. Sausage is my favourite.
I'm in the same boat too - wife's just left and headed for the out laws in South Wales!
FREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!