We are scrapping one of our cars in the next couple of days. The one that is going had a full tank of diesel in it, so I decided to syphon the fuel out of it. Just as I was at the critical hose moving point the wife came up behind me and poked me in the ribs. Diesel doesn't taste nice.
Can I kill her?
Also, whats the best way to get rid of the taste of diesel? 😯
milk
I believe you would get off lightly due to diminished responsibility. Citrus might be good for getting rid of the taste?
Eat all of her ice cream/chocolate
Petrol?
Change your desktop walpaper to one of a lovely Shemale .
Also, whats the best way to get rid of the taste of diesel?
Something a little fishy, maybe?
Snog her til the taste is gone?
tie her up and snog her
quality .... gonna have to shake her hand on that one !
Yup, 'French Kissing' as Blondie describes it...
...make her swallow something salty next time you're getting jiggy with it!!
To be honest, she's done a public service... 😉
Red wine, no....white.
the good news is that there is something that will rid you of diesel mouth, the bad news is that it's drinking WKD Blue
unfortunately diesel doesn't burn well, otherwise I'd recommend one of them flaming torch things
😉
Swallowing diesel can be poisonous.
I think you're wife has you insured and is planning a trip...
Milk is useful but if you have the following:
Symptoms
* Eyes, ears, nose, and throat
o Loss of vision
o Severe pain in the throat
o Severe pain or burning in the nose, eyes, ears, lips, or tongue
* Gastrointestinal
o Blood in the stool
o Burns of the food pipe (esophagus)
o Severe abdominal pain
o Vomiting
o Vomiting blood
* Heart and blood vessels
o Collapse
o Low blood pressure that develops rapidly
* Lungs and airways
o Breathing difficulty
o Throat swelling (may also cause breathing difficulty)
* Skin
o Burn
o Irritation
If you don't have any of the above-phew!
Also tell your wife you have the symptoms anyway and collapse -play dead-see of she panics=revenge! 
Oh and so is my GF! 😈
Come up behind her quietly and do the same to her when she's shaving her lady garden, see how she likes it. I bet she wont see the funny side, the b*tch!! Sorry, just repeating your words!!
Knock her on her arse!
you might get a few more miles out of your next ride than if you had just had water 🙂
be prepared to be burping diesel for a week or so.....not nice!
50p well spent
Congratulate her on my behalf.
Are bitches born or made? 🙂