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[Closed] My poos are 20% longer

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I down loaded Dashy Crashy last week and can't stop playing it.
Poo times are now an endurance event ๐Ÿ™‚

What's your fave poo time app?


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 9:18 am
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Bollocks to that.

Get in and get out.


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 9:22 am
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Get in and get out.

:), you're doing it wrong and it sounds messy.


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 9:25 am
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It's like a drive-by.

Approach at speed, unload, and get the hell out of there before the cops show up.


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 9:27 am
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I thought this would be a distance, rather than time, based thread.

I'm out


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 9:30 am
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Spray everywhere and hope something hits the target:)


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 9:31 am
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I blame Brexit


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 9:34 am
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It's like a drive-by.

Approach at speed, unload, and get the hell out of there before the cops show up.

How often do you hit the [s]letterbox[/s] target?


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 9:37 am
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Tapered or square cut?


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 6:14 pm
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Our pointer-lab cross has the longest poo that I have ever seen a dog produce.

Mostly because half of them contain a child's sock..


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 6:57 pm
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This may sound a bit weird, but taking a tape measure into the bathroom so that I can measure the length of the result of dropping the kids off at the pool isn't something I normally do...


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 7:01 pm
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I measure mine by girth not length.


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 7:02 pm
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Shirley you must have done the before-and-after weigh in to get mass?


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 7:38 pm
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Poo time app you say? There can be only one! Bristol Stool Scale app of course. Been recording mine since New Year. In the interests of science, of course.


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 8:12 pm
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I measure mine by girth not length.

I prefer a volumetric approach


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 8:16 pm
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I prefer a volumetric approach

Archimedes' principle! I knew that would come in useful at some point!


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 8:28 pm
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It fails with floaters unfortunately


 
Posted : 13/03/2017 8:29 pm