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my mate is locking ...

[Closed] my mate is locking up his landlady.....

alpin · 2009-06-09T12:37:11Z

ok, so he's not locking her up. he's knocking her up. brilliant. he is 21 and started his joinery apprenticeship back in september. he couldn't find a place to stay. his step-mum spoke to her best mate who had a room free. he moved in and now pays pitance, 150€/month. now the lady, let's call her betty because that is her name, is married with two kids aged 4 & 7 (i think). the old man is schizophrenic and has been living 100 km away as he 'needs some space'. now my mate has been like her little pillar of strength. he's a good bloke who tends to always look on the brighter side of life. he'd invite her out to bars, clubs and parties and organise a baby-sitter on her behalf. generally allowing her to let her hair down and forget her worries. have i mentioned that betty is stunning. 37/38 and she still models. i was round there one day when she had her model mates around and nearly sex wee'd my pants. wow. up untill a few months ago 'bruce' - my mates new name - was just that. a pillar of strength. but after one night of watching some crap on tv it got a little heated and his willy got wet. he's in a bit of a pickle. he knows that they shouldn't be carrying on like this. her best mate is his step-mum (also quite fit) since little school. the schizo husband is really ill..... he saw him last week on the train purely by chance. husband was asking if wifey was playing around and that he'd kill both parties if she was. que cold sweat. he has tried to put an end to things but inevitably he ends up sharing his bed with her. his aunty visited last week and commented to 'bruce' that she thought something was going on. she saw the glint in Betty's eye when 'bruce' was mentioned. the kids have asked mummy on several occassions "why do you smell of 'bruce'"? the GF has told him he needs to move out. i didn't see the need for that and encouraged him to get some photos and hang on in there. not much help i know. what should he do? financially he can't afford to move out. he lives out in the sticks because rents in town are about 2-3 times what he pays now.

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bruneep

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I do not know alpin nor betty.

honest

Posted : 09/06/2009 11:04 pm

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