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[Closed] my mate is locking up his landlady.....

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Posted : 09/06/2009 2:33 pm
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If there was anyone who, given the same situation, at that age, WOULDN"T give it a go, then please make themselves known

Then we can all mercilessly mock you for being gay. 🙂

After all... whats the worst that can happen? Oh.... erm..... actually....


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 2:38 pm
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lets hope the estranged husband hasn't taken up MTBing...


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 2:40 pm
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Mmmn. I'd say keep going young man, judging by the bikini pics elsewhere in the site


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 2:41 pm
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que everyone searching the rest of the site....


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 2:45 pm
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From the same site, this has some connection I'm sure...
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Posted : 09/06/2009 2:48 pm
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Posted : 09/06/2009 2:53 pm
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ok, perhaps not.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 2:57 pm
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i missed that one out for a reason MM.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 2:57 pm
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Two kids you say - There is Wizards sleeve risk there.

Or you just have a really small dick

Chucking a stick down Regent Street. [/i]

Another one with a complex about the size of his dick. Believe me gents, if you have the right technique and a broad mind you will never struggle to get your pleasures.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 2:58 pm
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.....if you have the right technique and a broad mind you will never struggle to get your pleasures.

What about her pleasures? 😆


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 3:08 pm
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Posted : 09/06/2009 3:20 pm
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[i] if you have the right technique and a broad mind you will never struggle to get your pleasures[/i]

For the smaller gentleman, the pleasures of nostril sex, particularly in hay-fever season, should not be underestimated.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 3:31 pm
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What sort of advice are you / your mate looking for?

She's married - assuming for better or for worse - and there are two kids.

High five your mate as he's getting some milf action but in reality what happens when it all comes out?

Which it will because kids have the great ability of asking the wrong question, at the wrong time in front of or to the wrong person.

If he can't afford to live anywhere else then where's he going to go?

If the husband is have mental problems how's he going to react?

How is the milf going to deal with her kids when they get upset?

One things for sure, if she's a decent mother your mate will be out of the door the moment the kids are upset. Which loops back to his accommodation dilema.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 3:36 pm
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Another one with a complex about the size of his dick. Believe me gents, if you have the right technique and a broad mind you will never struggle to both get your pleasures.

Sorry i have amended it accordingly.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 3:38 pm
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Bit late for that now mk1fan, in for a penny in for a pound and all that


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 3:39 pm
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FWIW, I think he's grabbing the opportunities that exist in his life, and at that age why wouldn't he? It's only through doing that that he'll learn about recognising them when they're there, and the consequences/regrets associated with the choices of taking them or not.

Anyhow, did you actually [i]see[/i] the picture of the woman?
Damn!


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 3:40 pm
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Bit late for that now mk1fan, in for a penny in for a pound and all that

LOL! Good advice right there!


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 4:26 pm
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Just got in...best thread in weeks after some of the fighting recently.

Fair ****us to the guy.

She could have one like two clown's pockets and I wouldn't mind....

Said the vain woman to the vain man..."tight aren't I?"
Said the vain man to the vain woman..."nope, just full"


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 4:32 pm
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Anyhow, did you actually see the picture of the woman?
Damn!

I;m with you. One hot Milf is that.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 4:33 pm
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whatever he does he loses the accomodation, so i'd just keep up the good work untill the shit hits the fan or he gets another place, then get out sharpish.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 4:41 pm
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I would not mind hanging out of that!


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 4:46 pm
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Oh to be young again. My mistakes never looked as good as that.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 4:50 pm
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I read this story in a [s]****[/s] lads mag called Forum a long time ago. I think it ends with the hubby coming home unexpectedly and the lodger getting it at both ends so to speak!


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 5:24 pm
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can't see the pix at work - pls stw don't pull the thread before I can get home and onto the home PC


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 5:39 pm
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I'm withdrawing my earlier compliment and have now decided that this thread is bullshit.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 6:08 pm
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Posted : 09/06/2009 6:15 pm
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'Bruce'

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& 'Betty'

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Phwrrr 😆


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 7:01 pm
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G, i'll let him know.

sorry Deadly Darcy, it isn't bull. the lady in question is the one in racing ralphs post. i have seen her in the flesh and she has a great personality albeit a slightly risky one.

i don't get a kick in starting threads of a truely pointless nature (tankslapper's 3-way thread for example).

'bruce' has got himself in a bit of a predicament.

if it were me in his situation i'd ride it out for as long as possible before it got too heavy. although now might be the time before the kids start asking/saying too much. if things do spill over then he is royally ****'d. not only does he risk platic surgery but also the outfall of the potential break-up of his step-mums relationship with her bestmate.

he can't talk to his dad about it for the above reason. he doesn't have much to do with the kids at school/college because they are all much younger than him. he can't talk about it with his colleagues because they know the man of the wife he is 'um-hum'-ing.

thing is each time i talk to him about it i simply ask dirty questions and am not very hot with practical advice.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 7:05 pm
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Do you not think you're being bang out of order, posting pictures of those involved? Are they not entitled to their privacy? Have you not thought about the possible implications of this? 😯


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 7:10 pm
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fred stfu wingeing


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 7:13 pm
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How would you like it if your private life was being discussed on a forum? Along with pics?

Mind, your life probbly won't have owt inertesting in it anyway, so no-one would be bothered.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 7:16 pm
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His 'bird'?

More like 'my arse'.

P.54 of the Littlewoods catalogue I reckon.

Show me a picture of the two of them, together, and I'll chew my arm off...

Pull the other one Alpin; this one's tighter than a mouse's ear!


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 7:20 pm
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Hmm. Since Alpin lives in Alpine central Europe, and the lady models for a German catalogue, I give the story a bit more credence. Let's hope that husband can't read English.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 7:23 pm
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If its true my advice would be run away now. there is a whole world of pain involved for everyone.

Put yourself in the position of others in the story - would you be happy as the cuckolded husband?

Do as you would be done by


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 7:28 pm
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Well, I hope it is BS. Considering the 'issues' involved, I think it's ****ing low, if any of it is true.

Lots of immature little boys on here...


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 7:32 pm
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Well, I hope it is BS. Considering the 'issues' involved, I think it's ****ing low, if any of it is true.

Lots of immature little boys on here...

Ooooh! Get you! 😆


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 7:35 pm
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do as you would be done by

Isn't that how the problem started in the first place...


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 7:37 pm
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Did I say my girlfriend and the wife have just met.....


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 7:39 pm
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I am the chief troll spotter around here now tankslapper...ain't that so?


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 9:07 pm
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I am the chief troll spotter around here now tankslapper...ain't that so?

Hats off to ya DD!

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Posted : 09/06/2009 9:10 pm
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I swear i can see nipple through that dress. Please tell me i'm not making it up guys?


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 9:30 pm
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Y'know, you might be right...not sure if it's like those 3D things that were around years ago...if you look long enough, one just kind of appears


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:53 pm
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also noted the site is endorsed by the BVH.

I wonder if its the german equivalent of the Blue Veined Hooligan?


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:54 pm
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i knew it DD, i knew it was there! tip your laptop screeen and it appears out of nowhere!

still looks to be facing skywards too. bonus.


 
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