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Not a big surprise as she is 93 and has been in hospital a few weeks but still feeling sad and lonely in a hotel miles from anyone.

Save me from drowning my sorrows too much by posting funny, witty, cheerful or plain cruel stuff. Not looking for sympathy, just a bit of cheerfulness.

Cheers


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 7:15 pm
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Have a look at [url=

ridiculous r'n'b parody[/url]. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 7:19 pm
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the other day I made a self protection weapon when I had trouble with the neighbours from a can of baked beans in a ski sock. ๐Ÿ˜€ It was just in case anyone tried to break in.


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 7:20 pm
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For when she goes, like.

She's had a good knock, don't feel sad. Stay away from the booze though ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 7:21 pm
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This guy always makes me smile:


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 7:21 pm
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I knew I could rely on you lot.

Keep them coming


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 7:30 pm
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heres a site I like -

google 'geeks are sexy'


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 7:34 pm
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Can't help you with the funnies. My gran passed away when I was working away on the other side of the world. Think about the good things... or watch a grot movie.

Don't get pissed alone because it will only make things worse.


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 7:39 pm
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Yeah, and heavy days work tomorrow


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 7:41 pm
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the cartoons are funny ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 7:51 pm
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Some funny pictures

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Posted : 05/08/2009 7:58 pm
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Give it at least 60 seconds
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Posted : 05/08/2009 8:02 pm
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There's always THE BEST website in the world-
www.misternicehands.com

Never fails to make me smile.......
๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 8:07 pm
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you'll have never seen a drumming style like this.

although i have already posted this,on one of my forum threads.it's worth seeing again.enjoy!!!


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 8:08 pm
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hotel room. You need one of these. Room for two bike too.


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 8:36 pm
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Think about the inheritance ?


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 9:36 pm
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[url=

Star Canteen[/url]

Always makes me smile...


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 9:45 pm
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WCA, I have nothing more to offer than to say my thoughts are with you and your family. Courage, mon vieux, courage!

Hell, 93's a fine innings, though!


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 9:50 pm
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Big Bike Bash soon lots of prizes to be won, all welcome.


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 9:56 pm
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Snuck off to the bar for a while, sorry. Posting are great. I wonder if I could get a Swiss ball and try that? I am in Switzerland after all.

93 is a good innings. She is quite happy and has said for the last 10 years that she feels her life is fulfilled and would rather die than be kept alive through intervention. Really cool Grandma. I am 40 and still went for a drink with her in the Cricket Club in Chorley, not out of duty but for the fun conversations.

just need to get her buried before the Big Bike Bash!


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 10:00 pm
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Just tried some of the music on Music that never fails to cheer you up thread. Not bad


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 10:01 pm
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check this thread out

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/made-me-laugh-anyway-1

I enjoyed it


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 10:08 pm
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this makes me laugh...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 10:13 pm
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Like it Salad - just off to the bar for a refill*

Keep them coming.

* Room service adds 3CHF per beer!


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 10:15 pm
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I'll see your wild Korean drummer and raise you with Reg Kehoe's Marimba Queens, Keep an eye out for the bassist, he steals the show from about 1.10 in.
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Posted : 05/08/2009 10:22 pm
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[url=

the right notes.....not necessarily in the right order[/url]


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 10:38 pm
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Just played the Reg Kehoe one, click back and got back here but the music is still playing. Sounds like a farm orgy


 
Posted : 05/08/2009 11:28 pm
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Because haircuts are funny...

[url= http://www.ratemymullet.com/ ]http://www.ratemymullet.com/[/url]


 
Posted : 06/08/2009 8:59 am
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WCA... where are you?


 
Posted : 06/08/2009 9:50 am
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Berne, Switzerland


 
Posted : 06/08/2009 11:36 am
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ahh... bit far for a beer then. I thought you might be in my neck of the woods. ( geneve )

anyway my best to you... sorry I can't contribute to the funny sites ( I've nicked a few tho )


 
Posted : 06/08/2009 12:55 pm
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Thanks Grynch - Are you based there? I might give you a shout next time I am over that way


 
Posted : 06/08/2009 1:10 pm
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yep, down here in Geneva -- my email is in my profile. I've been doing a bit of traveling lately but if you're in the area drop a line.

cheers,


 
Posted : 06/08/2009 3:00 pm
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Boardinbob - what with the 'Nam pictures subliminally flicking into the strange looking dog video?


 
Posted : 06/08/2009 3:10 pm
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Canny beat a bit off [url= http://failblog.org/ ]Fail blog[/url] to cheer you up.

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[img] http://thisisphotobomb.com/2009/04/01/photobomb-that-guy-sexxxy-venison/ [/img]

[img] ?w=375&h=500[/img]


 
Posted : 06/08/2009 3:40 pm
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Boardinbob - what with the 'Nam pictures subliminally flicking into the strange looking dog video?

The dog's having flashbacks.

Not a funny site but I always find the Boston Globes [url= http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/ ]Big Picture[/url] fascinating - take a look through the archives, there's some fantastic photojournalism in there.


 
Posted : 06/08/2009 10:01 pm