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My dear old things, it's STW TMS!

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That's the spirit!

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Posted : 20/11/2019 11:04 pm
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Ever the optimist, me. Just a hunch based on England’s usual first test abroad performance! Although they’ve made a solid start.....


 
Posted : 20/11/2019 11:48 pm
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and continued it through the day too. See through the second new ball tonight and then kick on.....


 
Posted : 21/11/2019 7:42 am
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A day late, but the collapse is on!


 
Posted : 22/11/2019 12:08 am
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Oh. That's not gone well.


 
Posted : 24/11/2019 8:46 am
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I smell 2-0 to the Black Caps!

And it looks like Warner’s enjoying himself again, away from Broad.


 
Posted : 30/11/2019 12:21 pm
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This is pathetic from England. I guess the habits instilled by the previous coaching regime will take a while to be replaced by proper Test match discipline...


 
Posted : 30/11/2019 3:28 pm
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Happy Christmas!

Have a present.

https://twitter.com/ThatsSoVillage/status/1209562024381992960?s=19


 
Posted : 24/12/2019 9:29 pm
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cheers flashy, brilliant!

Merry christmas!

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/dec/24/the-spin-test-team-of-the-decade-cricket


 
Posted : 24/12/2019 10:52 pm
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Oh Jimmy Jimmy!

Morning everyone..... Well I was looking forward to have a lazy day listening to TMS but they’re not covering it (only via the cricket social) anyone know what radio service is covering it live?


 
Posted : 26/12/2019 9:12 am
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Ah it’s talk sport

https://talksport.com/radioplayer/live/talksport2.html?popup=1


 
Posted : 26/12/2019 9:24 am
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Sky on here. Glad TMS isnt on, Geoffrey and my Mother in law may make me combust.


 
Posted : 26/12/2019 9:29 am
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i assume the armbands are for RGD Willis, not Ben Stokes' Dad?

[edit] they just said he's improved overnight (BS dad, not RGD.....)


 
Posted : 26/12/2019 9:57 am
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Seems odd to bowl first, especially as half the quick shave been ill and it’s going to be 35 degrees!


 
Posted : 26/12/2019 10:44 am
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SA 2 down early on but can't afford to let them score too many more the way England collapse so readily.


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 3:32 pm
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29-3. Interesting.


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 3:43 pm
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62-4


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 4:12 pm
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24 wickets in the first 2 days :/


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 4:42 pm
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Has anybody heard what the thinking behind bowling first was?


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 8:46 pm
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Not sure it involved much thinking!


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 9:50 pm
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Arrogance. Thinking they’re better than they actually are. Root just seems to get most big calls wrong.


 
Posted : 27/12/2019 10:03 pm
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As a glass half full kinda guy I’m actually feeling there’s a chance England could do this...

Starting the day at 121-1, Burns set on 77no, Denly has been in fine touch. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Apart from a bit of v & d?


 
Posted : 29/12/2019 9:10 am
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From The Granuiad

" Today should be England’s last day of cricket in 2019 – a year that has included a World Cup victory in whateverthehellthatfinalwas, a Headingley miracle, Test match scores of 67, 77 and 85 all out, the emergence of Jofra Archer and so much more. I suppose it’s only fair that they put us through this addictive wringer one last time"

Should be interesting whatever happens!

edit: here we go!


 
Posted : 29/12/2019 9:46 am
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Bowling first in this match is an absolute howler.

We are back to the old problem here, Archer aside (I will come back to him) England lack pace on hard pitches with a Kookaburra ball. Root is also over-bowling Archer, although in this area he has little choice. What England also need is a decent spinner. Sure a world-beater who can turn the ball square would be great, but almost as good would be an old school boring spinner who can bowl negatively to tight fields. They would be able to get through the overs, tie batsman down, give the quicks a rest and force the odd mistake. If they knew which end of a bat to hold, that would be an advantage too.


 
Posted : 29/12/2019 11:08 am
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By the way.

I am struggling to find any highlights anywhere and am reduced to Sky five to seven minute jobs on YouTube. Are there any?


 
Posted : 05/01/2020 11:57 am
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Nice to see England have decided that “Test Match Batting” is the way to go in a Test Match !!


 
Posted : 05/01/2020 1:34 pm
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a bit of a battering england are dishing out now !!


 
Posted : 06/01/2020 11:26 am
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5 down again !


 
Posted : 07/01/2020 12:36 pm
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Stokes!!!!!!


 
Posted : 07/01/2020 3:55 pm
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Good ending this


 
Posted : 07/01/2020 3:56 pm
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*ripples politely


 
Posted : 07/01/2020 4:09 pm
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Awesome stuff. You really can’t beat test cricket.


 
Posted : 07/01/2020 4:16 pm
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Anyone suggesting 4 day tests should have their brains remapped to remove days like this from it.


 
Posted : 07/01/2020 4:36 pm
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Never in doubt.

Sort of.


 
Posted : 07/01/2020 5:57 pm
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Really can't see the argument for 4 day tests. Apparently for player workload and scheduling. But in reality most test now finishing in 4 or fewer days. Having 5 days tests means the players mostly get built in R&R (a good thing) most tests and when it does go to 5 you get days like today. Also the number of tests that end in 4 because the team batting 4th are faced with an unrealistic amount of time to survive so go 'do or die'. If it was only a 4 day match I'm sure they would go conservative and attempt to bat out for a draw.


 
Posted : 07/01/2020 6:16 pm
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openers have put on 50 without loss, #shocked


 
Posted : 16/01/2020 10:32 am
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i need to lie down!


 
Posted : 16/01/2020 11:05 am
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Bully boy Stokes is off. So is Rababada. Seems harsh


 
Posted : 17/01/2020 10:14 am
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ton up for stokes 450+ looks a possibility


 
Posted : 17/01/2020 12:08 pm
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This is looking for a good innings, nice to see everyone in double figures for once.


 
Posted : 17/01/2020 12:17 pm
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nice to see everyone in double figures for once.


 
Posted : 17/01/2020 1:34 pm
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400-6


 
Posted : 17/01/2020 1:59 pm
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sa being flayed to all parts now !


 
Posted : 17/01/2020 3:16 pm
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This is great stuff. Mark Wood has the chance to get the fastest 50 from an Englishman.

EDIT: or not!


 
Posted : 17/01/2020 3:18 pm
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martin "mockers" hutch 😉


 
Posted : 17/01/2020 3:21 pm
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The declaration score is making me itch


 
Posted : 17/01/2020 3:36 pm
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The un-declare was fantastic; properly grinding them down. Fingers crossed for a couple of wickets tonight.


 
Posted : 17/01/2020 3:41 pm
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my word that was fun


 
Posted : 17/01/2020 3:42 pm
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martin “mockers” hutch

Cursed! Went next ball! Is 499 some kind of Nelson variant which requires David Shepherd to hop up and down a bit?


 
Posted : 17/01/2020 3:46 pm
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They are in a bit of bother here!

Was hoping to settle in for the day whilst on Standby, but I’ve just been called out 😣


 
Posted : 18/01/2020 9:31 am
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excellent so far, great close catching from Ollie Pope

As junior player you get to field at Boot Hill; I was wondering if he needs to be wrapped in cotton wool given what a batting talent he is - but he'll get the job permanently if he does it that well! If he's got any sense he'll miss a few and then get sent out to square leg before he wears one!


 
Posted : 18/01/2020 10:08 am
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Dom Bess / Murali !


 
Posted : 18/01/2020 10:44 am
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Dom Bess / Murali Underwood !


 
Posted : 18/01/2020 10:47 am
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Laker?


 
Posted : 18/01/2020 11:57 am
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Underwood was the last English spinner to take the first 5 wickets of an innings back in 75, but calling Laker is a tad premature 😉


 
Posted : 18/01/2020 12:01 pm
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After a 3-hour 45-minute delay, the first ball of the resumption was held up by a steward walking behind the bowler's arm. Only in cricket!

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Posted : 18/01/2020 2:38 pm
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stumps cartwheeling all over the place this morning!


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 9:09 am
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Yup. good bowling / poor batting. Its time to follow on!


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 9:33 am
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1 down 9 to go


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 1:20 pm
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Woody!!!!!!

In total, South Africa are 27-6 today.


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 1:39 pm
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SA now 84/10 today


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 4:27 pm
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losing 4 wickets to an occasional is very Englandesque


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 4:34 pm
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India beat the Deniers I mean aussies


 
Posted : 19/01/2020 4:45 pm
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5 wickets for Root please


 
Posted : 20/01/2020 9:13 am
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mugged with a slower ball 🙂 2 to get


 
Posted : 20/01/2020 9:29 am
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blimey 24 off the over


 
Posted : 20/01/2020 10:21 am
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66 so far for the last wicket.... sort it out England!


 
Posted : 20/01/2020 10:28 am
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yeah


 
Posted : 20/01/2020 10:56 am
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Root wins the toss and bats, Sibley reviews and wins and then snicks a no ball. SA aren't happy


 
Posted : 24/01/2020 1:19 pm
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wtf is going on!


 
Posted : 24/01/2020 3:00 pm
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Denly seems to think we need quick runs - somebody tell him we are a match up in the series and 1st Innings runs are crucial at the Wanderers.🙈


 
Posted : 24/01/2020 3:47 pm
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normality has returned, all is well with the universe


 
Posted : 24/01/2020 4:27 pm
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ben stokes has probably made a rod for his own back.


 
Posted : 25/01/2020 12:58 am
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this is quite a lot of fun, a proper tailender slog! 43 LW stand in something like 4 overs!


 
Posted : 25/01/2020 1:17 pm
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some tail "waggage" is always fun, Broad usually bowls well when he also gets some runs


 
Posted : 25/01/2020 1:22 pm
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Waggage? Becoming a mauling. Brilliant - would love to be in the dressing room as these two arrive back.


 
Posted : 25/01/2020 1:25 pm
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Still going! 60 runs in 40 balls. give it the long handle!


 
Posted : 25/01/2020 1:42 pm
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This is all getting a little bit silly 🤣


 
Posted : 25/01/2020 1:42 pm
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terrible from SA. 400 up. Tremendous effort


 
Posted : 25/01/2020 1:47 pm
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South Africa will not be looking forward to facing these two now.


 
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