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Poor lad, overcome by the occasion and on her work's computer too 😄


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 12:09 am
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Oh my... massive lol at Penisy hands.


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 12:23 am
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Oh my, that forum is even worse than this one!


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 12:29 am
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Poor kid. Probably couldn't help himself, just caught up in the moment. Funny though.


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 12:31 am
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Give him a year or two and he'll grow out of it................. and move on to the local park 🙂


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 5:55 am
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That, is brilliant 👌


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 11:06 am
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Turning around the photo of his grandparents to hide his embarrassment!


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 11:13 am
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Turning around the photo of his grandparents to hide his embarrassment!

Reminds me of one of my favourite phrases in Roger's profanisaurus:

'**** SEANCE n. Whilst pulling one's pud, the eerie feeling that one is being watched disapprovingly by dead relatives. Also Doris Strokes.'

Edit: well the swear filter fairly took the fun out of that one.


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 11:33 am
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Wonder if she's discovered the crusty socks under his bed yet?


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 11:55 am
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She’d have been less impressed if he’d taken her work laptop into the shower with him.


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 1:02 pm
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Give him a year or two and he’ll grow out of it…………….. and move on to the local park 🙂

Given that the thread is 11 years old he will be 26 now, bet he's still bashing the bishop though 😉


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 2:07 pm
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He probably got a job in IT, discovered mountain biking and wastes a chunk of his time on a well know biking related forum...


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 3:39 pm
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Nothing like a good danger ****..


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 4:34 pm
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it was you, wasn't it Jekyll?


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 4:41 pm
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it was you, wasn’t it Jekyll?

No, sounds like it was mainly Jessica Alba.


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 4:50 pm
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Reminds me of the old joke, it was Chubby Brown I think...

-what's your most embarrassing moment?
-it was when my mum caught me ****ing in the lounge
-ah don't worry about it all teenagers ****
-no, this was last week!


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 5:20 pm
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NSFW but funny


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 5:48 pm
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Posted : 15/06/2019 6:05 pm
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Did the lad find a pic of his Mum on that site he’s so fond of?

🤷‍♂️🤧


 
Posted : 15/06/2019 7:16 pm
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It works the other way too. Mate of mine had to "counsell" a member of his team when he found his parents' profile on a local swinger site. The lad ( in his late twenties) told my mate that the fact that they were swingers didn't trouble him particularly, but his mother's proud boasts of her "specialism" really got to him.

@croe....." Masturbatin'? Fantastic! " Teen angst at its best.


 
Posted : 17/06/2019 3:33 pm