Buy her a bottle and a glass.
what every girl really wants.-
Powerkite
Sexist.
Do some real magic.
Make a baby appear in her tummy.
The first part of the process is fun... 🙂
Lol at flashys’ typo comment 🤣
You'll like this. Not a lot, but you'll like it!
I just want to say how much I love threads like this. I have nothing more to add.
A scary request, for sure, but at least your wife still believes in magic. Mine asked for the warmest long johns I could find. To be clear, she was talking about the best insulating, not the most recently worn.
You could remind her she's not 6 years old and life isn't a Disney film.
Just get her a number 3 balloon. It's the magic number.
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
- Arthur C Clarke
Should give you some scope.
man i feel for you - i get this shit all the time and it's draining, move that the emotional requests and you feel like the ground would swallow you up! However in the best STW type advise - Magic yourself somewhere nice away from here and say "that's you present, peace from me"....
wtf do i do?!
I'd probably just divorce her.
Threesome? If it doesn't impress then at least you'll be happy.
Or the previous suggestion of Northern Lights trip might be more sensible. But pleasure not guaranteed... unlike the thresome.
Take her to Tahiti.
It's a magical place.
What could be more magical than a ... unicorn? They have this pretend lego in Lidl at the mo. It's magical and beautiful.
Vacuum cleaner?
Now you see dirt, now it’s gone as well as your marriage 😀
New patio with sparkling slabs ,proper magical.
I'd just like to say thank you to the 443 people who clicked on the Lovehoney links in this thread. Thanks to you guys and especially the 26 sales that resulted you have added £160 of affiliate commission to the Singletrack cause, making Lovehoney the 2nd largest single affiliate earner in December.
I hope your partners had a pleasant Christmas.
🙂
LOL
You're welcome... 😳
Proud supporter of Singletrack…..
Thanks to you guys and especially the 26 sales that resulted you have added £160 of affiliate commission to the Singletrack cause, making Lovehoney the 2nd largest single affiliate earner in December.
If i'm honest, now i'm not looking forward to the review of the latest 29er in Fresh Good Friday.
I'm sure the editorial team is beavering away producing some crossover feature content to tap this lucrative new market.
Sponsored by Spank, perhaps.
I’d just like to say thank you to the 443 people who clicked on the Lovehoney links in this thread. Thanks to you guys and especially the 26 sales that resulted you have added £160 of affiliate commission to the Singletrack cause, making Lovehoney the 2nd largest single affiliate earner in December.
With that level of data access I reckon STW Towers are the source of all those "I caught you w***ing on your webcam!" emails I keep received. It's all a front for a lucrative blackmail gang.
That's all very well, but did @pcosmic survive Christmas??? #Pray4pcosmic
Late to the party here but could you tempt her with an ale?
Mine asked for the warmest long johns
Erm, yeah. About that...
FGF will be fun next week....
