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wtf do i do?! 😩
Magic wand yeah?
Paul Daniels DVD?
Just like that.
a poo covered in glitter? a glitter shitter if you will.
Mushrooms?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/magic-stars-chocolate/s?k=magic+stars+chocolate
(though personally I'd go with the mushrooms)
Disappear for a bike ride....
Whatever you do will not be enough. Enjoy living in a bedsit giving all your money to her. Merry Christmas.
Womanizer.
With enough commitment you have enough time to perfect your aural breathing.
Cillit Bang.
Pack of cards and a link to a YouTube how to perform card tricks video
Pull some hare out of your underpants?
Cut her in half
Offer to play hide the sausage with her?
Get her a top hat.
Or a trip to euro Disney.
She’s setting you up for a fall. Throw her out now & move her sister in.
Peloton?
These:
Magic wand yeah?
Then:
Disappear for a bike ride….
😁
This is a bunny boiler alert!
Put the mrs down & RUN for your life 😂
Cillit Bang
Typo.
Get her a fridge.
Watch her little face light up when she opens it.
Inspired by weeksy, a fez.
Run now.... you will fail, we all do.
Is she called Louise?
You are going to need a robe and wizard hat
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-put-on-my-robe-and-wizard-hat
A welcome mat/magic carpet?
My wife would appreciate a couple of nights away in one of the dark sky parks. Go and see the stars, which really are magical. Or even somewhere to see Aurora Borealis.
Get your wallet out, lifes to short to live without magic 😁😁
Get her a fridge.
Watch her little face light up when she opens it.
https://gfycat.com/imaginativetightblueshark
You are going to need a robe and wizard hat
No sleeve, though.
No sleeve, though.
His wife's providing that one #dontaskhowIknow
Buy her a fridge.
Just watch her face light up when she opens the door.
TrekEX8
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Buy her a fridge.
Just watch her face light up when she opens the door.
Hello. I'm Perchy's copyright lawyer. We should talk.
Whoops
A box of Black Magic Chocolates
A Rabbit in a Hat
2 fridges apparently
A rainbow unicorn
A Magicians Cape
And a 64 Impala.
My wife would appreciate a couple of nights away in one of the dark sky parks. Go and see the stars, which really are magical. Or even somewhere to see Aurora Borealis
@gauss1777 I can thoroughly recommend this then. It’s truly superb. We’ve been twice now and want to go back again.
To the op: you’re dead mate. run now while you still can. Take a bike if you want, futile if you ask me. Did you want flowers?
A box of Black Magic
and a ducking stool.
How about ' Melody Mountain'a CD by Susannah and the Magical Orchestra ?
New Hoover , as if by magic she will dissapear
Ditto New Iron
Ditto New Fridge(s)
Dishwasher ? Dirty plates come out clean , as if by magic ....
A box set of Mr Benn episodes on DVD, so much magic