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I think when it comes to a man looking after himself it can only be a good thing ๐Ÿ˜€

Nothing worse than a loose hair to spoil the moment!


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 6:41 pm
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I think when it comes to a man looking after himself it can only be a good thing

and will you be reciprocally shorn Ali ?


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 7:26 pm
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my lips are sealed ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 7:28 pm
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That's the best from of contraception ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 9:01 pm
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Who's a cheeky money?


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 9:10 pm
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my lips are sealed

in this context another metaphor might have been more apt :o)


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 9:18 pm
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mr barnes.....i really don't know what you mean


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 10:59 pm
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mr barnes.....i really don't know what you mean

well, we know you're a little innocent :o)


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 11:01 pm
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i'll take that as a compliment shall i? ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 19/09/2009 11:02 pm
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Clippers for me too. Nothing worse than a girl with a bush like a boxing glove so I imagine it's equally unappealing on a guy.

Not bald. Grade 2 guard on the clippers.

Makes your cock look bigger too so double bonus.


 
Posted : 20/09/2009 3:05 am
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bush like a boxing glove

Probably the worst simile ever. How does that make [b]any[/b] sense?


 
Posted : 20/09/2009 8:00 am
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I too vouch for the trimming option.
Not that anyone's had the opportunity to notice or make comment on the difference, but I hold out hope that one day (the sooner the better), my efforts will be appreciated.

I limit the groundskeeping to the mound and the bawbag, delicately with no trim-guard.
The back and crack can be left alone for now, unless a special request is made. Or, until the effects of male ageing (excessive hair growth in all the 'wrong' places ears? nose?etc) has to be addressed.

Bzz


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 2:30 pm
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I [whispers] [i]don't have a problem with women having pubic hair[/i]. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:05 pm
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@BoardinBob

Next time we meet in the library car park I'm going to have a whole new recollection going on! This is entirely too much info for me!


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:12 pm
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Like a Gorillas autopsy.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:16 pm
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[i]just don't go shaving between your bum cheeks... my mate said it hurt like buggery when they grew back[/i]

I have to say, I don't know how much buggery hurts, so this reference is useless.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:16 pm
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maybe the two were related (the buggery and the bum shaving?)

Then again maybe I should, the boxxers and shirt have to stay on untill the last moment to avoid puting a whole new meaning to the phrase "woolyback".


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:25 pm
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I've only gone totally bald for my vasectomy - two different nurses complimented me on the quality of my shaving.

As stated, regrowth wasn't nice.

A mate of mine misjudged it while using an electric trimmer and slashed open his ball sack - apparently every nurse in the county rocked up in A&E that night to have a s****....


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 7:54 pm
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