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I knew it!
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.
Sometimes you have to say "What the *". Make your move.
“I’ll Be Taking These Huggies And Whatever Cash You Got.”
Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.
Its all in the reflexes
God damn it, I'd p*ss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!
No, "duh" is a product of fear.
And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning.
Jesus Christ! They've done it... They've done it!
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
You can’t eat scenery
Jonathan, Jonathan…
NOW THIS is a tasty burger!!
Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo
Cheers ricbikemag. That was a sample used in a bonkers rave tune I'd forgotten about.😃
I really must get around to watching Blazing Saddles.
Boards Don't Hit Back!
I haven't seen Berlin yet, from the ground or from the air, and I plan on doing both before the war is over.
Schwing!
I would like to take a closer look at your bowls.
Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
We don't have a cow,we have a bull.
I'll brush my teeth!
Wax on, wax off
Olsen Johnson is right about Howard Johnson being right
Well, chaps, my watch says it’s time to go.
"Actually, you're exactly where I want you to be."
No questions asked, no strings attached, no guilt involved...
These streets are bumpy.
You’re driving on the sidewalk.
Welcome to Sea World kid.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Does it come in black?
You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.
Larry, stop pointin' that ****in' gun at my Dad!!!
Never rub another man's Rhubarb.
Build it, he will come.
“Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.”
I always tell the truth, even when I lie.
Dry hair's for squids.
If There's One Thing This Last Week Has Taught Me, It's Better To Have A Gun And Not Need It Than To Need A Gun And Not Have It
If you've got me, who's got you?
I trust you have a license for that firearm.
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
It goes up to 11. It’s one louder
He is a rambunctious sword.
The D is silent.
This is my horse, Fritz.
"Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun."
When everybody is special, nobody is special.
This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.