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Olsen Johnson is right about Howard Johnson being right
Well, chaps, my watch says it’s time to go.
"Actually, you're exactly where I want you to be."
No questions asked, no strings attached, no guilt involved...
These streets are bumpy.
You’re driving on the sidewalk.
Welcome to Sea World kid.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Does it come in black?
You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.
Larry, stop pointin' that ****in' gun at my Dad!!!
Never rub another man's Rhubarb.
Build it, he will come.
“Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.”
I always tell the truth, even when I lie.
Dry hair's for squids.
If There's One Thing This Last Week Has Taught Me, It's Better To Have A Gun And Not Need It Than To Need A Gun And Not Have It
If you've got me, who's got you?
I trust you have a license for that firearm.
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
It goes up to 11. It’s one louder
He is a rambunctious sword.
The D is silent.
This is my horse, Fritz.
"Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun."
When everybody is special, nobody is special.
This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.
He's the sort who can't know anyone intimately, least of all a woman.
He doesn't know what a woman is. He wants you as a possession, something to look at, like a painting or an ivory box. Something to own and to display.
He doesn't want you to be real, and to think and to live. He doesn't love you.
Lots of these are just film quotes. Very enjoyable indeed, but not
Movies summed up in a single quote.
/Pedant mode
Here you go then:
There's a tiny door in my office, Maxine. It's a portal and it takes you inside John Malkovich. You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes... and then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out... into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike.
I'm likely to be hoist by my own petard here, but:
"What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way."
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel
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Lots of these are just film quotes. Very enjoyable indeed, but not
Movies summed up in a single quote.
/Pedant mode
Absolutely.
On the other hand I'm amazed that despite my role as oftentime thread killer, a throwaway thread started as I finished watching pretty much my favourite film has turned into the longest running thing I've ever started on STW!
Anyways,
“Outside things may be tragic, but in here we feel it’s magic.”
You’ve got red on you
Case in point!
"Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy, now go away.
[i]Kerchow!…[/i]
GORDON'S ALIVE
You know why it's a brilliant manipulation of negative space?
Because Jesus wants it that way.
"You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them f*cking each other over for a goddamn percentage."
"Dillon, you son of a bitch!"
"If I were you, i'd get in that f*ckin' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna f*cking hit you all."
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
I dredged up an old rave tune - DDT by Secret Squrrel - for this thread thinking it would be easy to identify the movie (assumption#1) where the Al Pacino (assumption#2) sample comes from, but search result reveal nothing.
Claim to be from the dark side, I'm going to show you what the devil's all about my man!
Me and Satan walked side by side for a long time!
- I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.
Anybody who follows Alistair Green on X will have seen his pithy critique of Michael Fassbinder's "The Killer".
Sums it up in 2 words.
“What have you done to your hair?”
”I’m in disguise, nobody will recognise me like this”.
Any of you ****ing pricks move, and I'll execute every mother****ing last one of ya!
"shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour".
Doesn't seem to have been done so...
"Where we're going, we don't need roads"
"like a glove!"
Here's a ton.
Jesus Christ!
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What d'you do when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?
100 pounds is still 100 pounds.
Not when the price is 200 pounds it's not! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, c'mon. Lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.
It might have already been done but...
..."did I shoot 6 times, or only five, do you feel lucky?"
Hint: you don't get that in modern films with infinite magazines!
And from one of the best scenes in the best film ever...
"I Haven't Killed Anybody Since 1984."
"235, 240, down a bit, down a bit, steady, steady, 235, steady, bomb gone!"
I just came here to say (hope nobody beat me to it):
"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a **** how crazy they are!"
"are we motivating today or tomorrow"
"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos"
"Heeere's Johnny"
"The horror, the horror"
“That’s mighty bold talk for a one-eyes fat man.”
”Fill your hand you son of a bitch!”
"Purity of Essence".
We've gone on holiday by mistake.
This one goes up to 11.
"Snake Pliskin? I thought you were dead"
"I dunno what it is but it's weird and pissed off "
It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!
No, it's not a description of Disney's treatment of the Star Wars franchise.
I guess not many people have seen this one….
mum - “what’s the matter?”
Dad - “He’s shaving!”
Mum - “well so what?”
Dad - “His LEGS!!”