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He's the sort who can't know anyone intimately, least of all a woman.

He doesn't know what a woman is. He wants you as a possession, something to look at, like a painting or an ivory box. Something to own and to display.

He doesn't want you to be real, and to think and to live. He doesn't love you.


 
Posted : 18/11/2023 11:58 pm
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I’ll have what she’s having


 
Posted : 18/11/2023 11:59 pm
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Shall we play a game?

Number 5 is alive.

That'll do pig, that'll do.


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 12:08 am
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"Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home."


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 12:26 am
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Lots of these are just film quotes. Very enjoyable indeed, but not

Movies summed up in a single quote.

/Pedant mode


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 12:27 am
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Here you go then:

There's a tiny door in my office, Maxine. It's a portal and it takes you inside John Malkovich. You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes... and then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out... into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike.


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 12:33 am
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I'm likely to be hoist by my own petard here, but:

"What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way."


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 12:35 am
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You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 12:55 am
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But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 1:00 am
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Rich_s
Lots of these are just film quotes. Very enjoyable indeed, but not
Movies summed up in a single quote.
/Pedant mode

Absolutely.

On the other hand I'm amazed that despite my role as oftentime thread killer, a throwaway thread started as I finished watching pretty much my favourite film has turned into the longest running thing I've ever started on STW!

Anyways,

“Outside things may be tragic, but in here we feel it’s magic.”


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 1:05 am
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You’ve got red on you


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 1:09 am
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Case in point!

"Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 1:21 am
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You can't handle the truth!


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 1:25 am
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For the greater good.


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 2:15 am
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He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy, now go away.


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 10:54 am
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[i]Kerchow!…[/i]


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 10:59 am
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GORDON'S ALIVE


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 11:12 am
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You know why it's a brilliant manipulation of negative space?
Because Jesus wants it that way.


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 11:47 am
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"You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them f*cking each other over for a goddamn percentage."

"Dillon, you son of a bitch!"

"If I were you, i'd get in that f*ckin' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna f*cking hit you all."


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 12:07 pm
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Good morning, and in case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 12:41 pm
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I dredged up an old rave tune - DDT by Secret Squrrel - for this thread thinking it would be easy to identify the movie (assumption#1) where the Al Pacino (assumption#2) sample comes from, but search result reveal nothing.

Claim to be from the dark side, I'm going to show you what the devil's all about my man!
Me and Satan walked side by side for a long time!


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 1:21 pm
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  1. I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.

 
Posted : 19/11/2023 2:11 pm
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Anybody who follows Alistair Green on X will have seen his pithy critique of Michael Fassbinder's "The Killer".
Sums it up in 2 words.


 
Posted : 19/11/2023 11:26 pm
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“What have you done to your hair?”

”I’m in disguise, nobody will recognise me like this”.


 
Posted : 20/11/2023 2:37 am
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"Never get out of the boat......Absolutely goddam right"


 
Posted : 20/11/2023 4:02 am
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Any of you ****ing pricks move, and I'll execute every mother****ing last one of ya!


 
Posted : 20/11/2023 6:32 am
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Lots of these are just film quotes. Very enjoyable indeed, but not

Movies summed up in a single quote.

’Doc, are you telling me you built a Time Machine? Out of a Delorean?!’


 
Posted : 20/11/2023 8:04 am
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"shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour".


 
Posted : 21/11/2023 12:34 am
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Doesn't seem to have been done so...

"Where we're going, we don't need roads"


 
Posted : 21/11/2023 12:48 am
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"like a glove!"


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 12:13 am
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Here's a ton.

Jesus Christ!

You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What d'you do when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?

100 pounds is still 100 pounds. 

Not when the price is 200 pounds it's not! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, c'mon. Lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 12:34 am
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"No capes!"


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 12:48 am
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It might have already been done but...

..."did I shoot 6 times, or only five, do you feel lucky?"

Hint: you don't get that in modern films with infinite magazines!


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 1:06 am
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And from one of the best scenes in the best film ever...

"I Haven't Killed Anybody Since 1984."


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 1:20 am
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"235, 240, down a bit, down a bit, steady, steady, 235, steady, bomb gone!"


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 8:55 am
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I just came here to say (hope nobody beat me to it):

"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a **** how crazy they are!"


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 10:14 am
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"are we motivating today or tomorrow"


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 11:38 am
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Rich_s
Lots of these are just film quotes. Very enjoyable indeed, but not
Movies summed up in a single quote.
/Pedant mode

How about:

"I have had it with these mutha****ing snakes on this mutha****ing plane!"


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 2:05 pm
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"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos"

"Heeere's Johnny"

"The horror, the horror"


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 3:42 pm
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“That’s mighty bold talk for a one-eyes fat man.”

”Fill your hand you son of a bitch!”


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 7:06 pm
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"Purity of Essence".


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 8:04 pm
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We've gone on holiday by mistake.


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 9:00 pm
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This one goes up to 11.


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 10:41 pm
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"Snake Pliskin? I thought you were dead"

"I dunno what it is but it's weird and pissed off "


 
Posted : 22/11/2023 11:17 pm
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It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

No, it's not a description of Disney's treatment of the Star Wars franchise.


 
Posted : 26/11/2023 11:01 am
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