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I can't go anywhere else until someone makes a lateral move to free up the diagonal off the Bakerloo line.

Good knowledge. I approve.

I'll put brakes in nib, and free up that diagonal for you in one smoooove mooooove.

Blackfriars.


 
Posted : 30/01/2013 11:48 pm
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Thanks.
Green Park.
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Nothing personal Brakes.


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 12:05 am
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Dollis Hill.


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 12:10 am
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Clockwise, if that needs to be declared.


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 12:12 am
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Not really, but it doesn't hurt to state the obvious for the benefit of the slower ones


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 12:35 am
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ok then..
Newcross, on the dip..!!

You like those modern moves suckers..?
Not recognised under the Winchester covenants but first used legally in 1978 by the late Severiano "Seve" Ballesteros Sota, and now used again here to great effect by me..

bosh!


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 12:58 am
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Not really, but it doesn't hurt to state the obvious for the benefit of the slower ones

It's probably worth explaining moves just for the benefit of people who are learning the game. I know that in professional games it's frowned upon but I think for the purposes of an informal game like this on a bike forum it's rude not to.

Newcross, on the dip..!!

You like those modern moves suckers..?

Yunki, you're mad. Ballesteros always sucked, the general consensus is that he was bluffing and making up moves as he went along. That's not a 'modern move', it's simply... well, nonsensical.

I mean, how the hell do you get to Newcross from Dollis Hill... well, I was going to say "with the Bakerloo diagonal blocked" but thinking about it, ever? There's just no direct route, it doesn't exist. You can't even shunt there for crying out loud.

I'm calling foul and demand at least a zone 2 Travelcard forfeit. Referee!!


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 1:09 am
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The diagonal isn't blocked though, CFH freed it up when he went to Blackfriars, although I agree Newcross is, at best, borderline, even with Mortimer's 3rd in use.
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I'm not sure enough to challenge your call of foul though, I'm not risking being sent back to Epping! Anyone feeling brave?


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 1:49 am
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Not feeling brave so I'm going to play it safe at this time of night.

Harrow and Wealdstone.


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 1:51 am
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To be fair it was iffy, don't blame you.
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Finsbury Park.


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 1:54 am
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Huh that's madness, I give you Hatfield


 
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Euston.

Altogether now: "mind the gap!"

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Incorrect those words would be voiced at the Bank station Central Line


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 6:44 am
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Acton Town. The hard way.


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 9:01 am
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tricky... I went and played my joker too early so I can't do the obvious thing and pull the emergency stop cord...

Well... Edgware Road

I'm not proud of it but I just don't see where else I can go. Not a good start to the day.


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 9:34 am
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That's alright, not a lot else you could do.
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Is Brakes [i]still[/i] in Nib by the way? Can't you get from Camberwell onto the circle line without being huffed?


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 9:57 am
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Not the most tactical of moves I know, but just for a Thursday morning giggle

Bank (central line)

Altogether now "Mind the gap".


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 9:57 am
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Bank is it?

Hmm.

Hackney Square.

Using the diagonal from Greenwich Old Market...


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 10:09 am
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And the net begins to close.
Farringdon.


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 10:28 am
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and to tighten it that little bit more

Rayners Lane via Holburn


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 10:30 am
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Ooooh, getting exciting now.
Chalk Farm


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 10:53 am
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whoa, where did that come from

Errr.... #panics a little bit#

DO or Die, Chancery Lane!


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 11:06 am
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Upminster Junction by The Emirates Cable Car!!!

ZOOOMMMMM & its all open.....


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 11:11 am
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Indeed it is, open all the way to


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 11:19 am
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Mornington....


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 11:20 am
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CRESCENT!!!!!!!!


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 11:20 am
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ah no, but... #checks the MC compendium#

bugger!


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 11:23 am
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whoa whoa whoa

that may have been a premature mornington crescent there.

Did you account for the daylight penalty in effect from mrlebowski's use of the cable car?

ruling please


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 11:23 am
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unklehomered did you look in appendix A2.16 of the compendium?


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 11:25 am
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I did, but you will remember A2.16 is one of the clauses subject to the Trumpmarsh Provisions of 1983, chapter 4, paragraph 5 (p463, at the bottom under the coffee ring).

It is a sound Crescenting, though I grant you when someone wins under the Trumpmarsh Provisions I'm never sure whether to take it as skill, or blind fluke.

For those not able to consult the compendium, or who find its 15.16[recurring]kg, inconvenient to keep about their person, the Trumpmarsh Provisions of 1983 are one of the deregulatory additions from the Thatcherite arm of the MCCC (Mornington Crescent Council for Correctness), it invalidates a large number of regulations implemented up until that point, including (and this is the tricky part), itself.


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 11:28 am
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My mistake, i was thinking of the Hairidorbs Appendage of '81

I've hopped three times and whistled Jerusalem for my false accusation


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 11:34 am
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Brilliant double blind there Annoymouse, don't listen to the nay-sayers above! Of course if Brakes had got himself out of Nib he would have been able to stop you.
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Is it Annoymouse's turn to start now or can anyone go first?


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 2:17 pm
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I'll happily set the ball rolling with a victory lap of Goodge street. Starting classical there.


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 2:23 pm
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Time for Lord Tolifords Gambit

[b]Uxbridge[/b]


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 2:31 pm
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Bit of a risk, but Heathrow Terminal 5.


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 2:43 pm
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[b]Bristol Temple Meads[/b]

stick that in yer pipe


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 2:57 pm
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You git, I was just about to go for Bristol Parkway and you've gone and blocked it. I see where you're going though and Hampton Court should put you firmly back in your place.


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 2:59 pm
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I'm going to try and reduce my magic number to 7 with

[b]North Greenwich[/b]


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 3:08 pm
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[b]Ruislip[/b]....(all of them!)

no more pissing about


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 3:10 pm
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Well I'll just have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow with [b]Cowcaddens!! Hah!! ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 3:12 pm
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Well that's me out until a Zone3 station. ๐Ÿ˜ก


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 3:15 pm
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Hells, are you playing Morningside Crescent? Don't worry, I made a prat of myself using Edinburgh rules in the first game, but I think Cowcaddens may be out of bounds even for that!


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 3:16 pm
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hmmm the gambit has only partially paid off thanks to therealhoops, but [b]Maida Vale[/b] should throw the cat amongst the pigeons

(Fact: That's the name of a band who once did a session for John Peel at Maida Vale)

(Fact 2: Fact 1 might or might not have been made up)


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 3:19 pm
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Pimlico.

Beeeeeyatch!


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 3:21 pm
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motherfu..... ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

sorry, best keep this a clean game.

I'm forced to go [b]Acton Town[/b] and let hoops back in


 
Posted : 31/01/2013 3:25 pm
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Hmm you may be right, the Glasgow variation is a bit limited in it's application!

In that case I'm invoking rule 42 and going with Buckhurst Hill!!


 
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