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That place needs a warning ! And people think blokes are bad, not a patch !

Run a mile lady....


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 8:41 pm
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Is there even a NSFW / gross warning on here? This needs one really based on the first few posts.


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 9:13 pm
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Jeezo. Walk away!


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 9:21 pm
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Is there even a NSFW / gross warning on here? This needs one really based on the first few posts.

TBF the thread title in the OPs link is fairly self explanatory.


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 9:27 pm
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Not sure I'm seeing comedy gold there.....


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 9:36 pm
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Not sure where you’re finding the comedy in there.


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 9:37 pm
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Read a bit of it, seems like a pretty grim boyfriend and I'm not surprised 95% of the posts are telling her to run away...


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 9:40 pm
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It’s no penis beaker thread.


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 9:45 pm
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Comedy gold?

That's a bit of a stretch, wouldn't you say?


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 9:58 pm
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high 5 for cap'n flash !


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 10:02 pm
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I think a high 5 is what her boyfriend wanted to give her.


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 10:34 pm
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If this is comedy gold i’m just wondering what the (STW) OPs fetishes are like.....


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 10:37 pm
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That’s a bit of a stretch

Deformation of character?


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 11:08 pm
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I like a bit of dick docking** as much as the next man but that guy sounds a bit of a perv.

**Don't blame me if you Google pic search that, be warned, NWS!!😯😐


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 11:09 pm
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Sounds like the fella might be into "gaping" too.

To be honest though nothing in that thread is that unusual, pretty vanilla actually.


 
Posted : 08/09/2019 11:30 pm
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If this is comedy gold i’m just wondering what the (STW) OPs fetishes are like…

Check the user name🤣


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 6:29 am
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Run. Run away, as far and as fast as you can missus.


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 9:05 am
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Was gonna say it, but others already have - not much comedy there. Didn't make it past half way down first page.
Sad that someone has to ask on the internet and not just know to tell the bloke to **** off.


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 9:21 am
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Not exactly comedy gold, except for:

I’d give him a wide open hole by sticking a chair leg up his arse.


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 9:24 am
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"impossible as he's actually quite small"

Ouch, seems an unimportant detail other than the suggest that she's really not pleased with him at the moment.


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 10:20 am
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Naughty?
BAF


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 10:31 am
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BAF

Bunker Adjustment Factor?


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 11:57 am
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Big Apertures Favoured.


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 12:05 pm
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Burnley Against Fanjury.


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 12:31 pm
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Joy 😀


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 12:51 pm
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Bugger! Ano Fistula
(it's a vicious circle)


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 12:52 pm
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Boring as (the word we aren't allowed to say despite it being a common term and we're all adults so why the(the word we aren't allowed to say despite it being a common term and we're all adults so why the....not) not)....


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 12:54 pm
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Run. Run away, as far and as fast as you can missus.

Well, if they go ahead, she'll have to run because cycling will be out of the question.


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 1:06 pm
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I though this was going to be about him sticking things down the end and going wide open that way.
But I agree with the mumsnetters, bloke has a problem.


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 1:21 pm
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we’re all adults

No, we aren't.

so why the….not

Standards of decorum.


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 1:43 pm
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Read the first page. Looks like a thoughtful and grown up discussion about sexual desire and relationship dynamics. Not seeing what's funny, other than frequent use of the world 'hole' and so on.

Time for some folk to grow up a bit tbh.


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 2:08 pm
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Bicyclists Aginst Fun.


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 2:35 pm
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Sounds all innocent enough?

This is what they are talking about, right?


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 3:08 pm
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all seems perfectly fine to me........


 
Posted : 09/09/2019 3:22 pm
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The ultimate cliche, she says he has a small tool-box, he wants to hurt/humiliate her in various ways.

Seems the best thing they can both do is find someone else.


 
Posted : 12/09/2019 6:38 am
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I must’ve lived a sheltered life because that just sounds really grim to me. Sounds like the fella has some anger issues, possibly related to his tiny fella.


 
Posted : 12/09/2019 6:53 am
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Whats Vanilla sex?


 
Posted : 12/09/2019 7:06 am
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conventional_sex


 
Posted : 12/09/2019 7:12 am
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The ultimate cliche, she says he has a small tool-box, he wants to hurt/humiliate her in various ways.

Seems the best thing they can both do is find someone else.

a threesome?


 
Posted : 12/09/2019 7:20 am
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Posted : 13/09/2019 3:12 pm
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I have never heard one good thing about mumsnet.. and the trend continues with this.

The fact that the OP has to ask strangers if it is normal should ring alarm bells.


 
Posted : 13/09/2019 3:42 pm
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The fact that the OP has to ask strangers if it is normal should ring alarm bells.

My first thought was: "Does it matter if the strangers thought it was normal or not?" Either she likes that kind of thing or she doesn't. Other people can't help her with that.


 
Posted : 13/09/2019 3:56 pm
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I'm just looking into it!


 
Posted : 13/09/2019 5:44 pm