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Two wrongs don't make a ..... thread on here. .... it is at least 3


 
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A stitch in time saves quantum physics.


 
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, and so does being owned with Bombers.


 
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If you repeat something often enough people will accuse you of trolling

[quote=genesiscore502011 ]Two wrongs don't make a ..... thread on here. .... it is at least 3

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/modern-updates-to-old-adages#post-8684056


 
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If you seek you will find it on "PlentyMoreFish-Promiscuous.com".


 
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Didn't notice that one

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If you repeat something often enough people will accuse you of trolling

I get accused of that all the time 🙂


 
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If at first you don't succeed just Google the answer

People in glass houses squint a lot and will get badly sunburned

A bird in the hand is worth 1.573 in the bush because of Brexit

With great power comes great utility bill


 
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Owned with a set of bombers


 
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Who shares wins


 
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To lose one parent is unfortunate, to lose a second is carelessness. To lose a third indicates your family are mormon.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a [s]single step[/s] 10 minute delay due to signalling issues near Surbiton.

not really an adage but in the same vein

The postman [s]always rings twice[/s] doesn't ring at all anymore, it's been outsourced to Yodel and they've left it in a puddle behind your wheelie bins.


 
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I before myself except after me


 
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If music be the food of love, play Meatloaf.


 
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Absence makes the heart go wander.


 
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If at first you don't succeed take pics and share on the forum


 
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Never. Give up.


 
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If you repeat something often enough people will accuse you of trolling

genesiscore502011 » Two wrongs don't make a ..... thread on here. .... it is at least 3

Trolling is the sincerest form of flattery


 
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You cant teach an old dog new tricks , but you can hang its shit in a plastic bag on a tree branch.


 
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Cant live wit I.T. Can't live without I.T.


 
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What goes around, comes around but in a slightly different size.


 
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