[Closed] Mild rule breakers - Get bragging

growinglad - Member
Black belt....brown shoes.....I'm not proud of that one.

As well you shouldn't. That is one of the unbreakable rules. You'll be telling me you're wearing [s]no[/s] white socks next.

Mirror. Manoeuvre.

That'll learn those pesky cyclists to try and sneak past on the inside whilst I'm turning left.

Disclaimer: "Sorry mate, I didn't see you. Maybe if you paid some road tax and wore a helmet this sort of thing wouldn't happen"

Other Disclaimer: I'M ONLY JOKING. REALLY.

I can't take this bickering about scone + [cream or jam]... I don't think there are any rules about what goes where, but I do think it should be jam first (as it's easier to spread) then cream (as it is easier to layer on).

I'm willing, purely in the interest of science to buy the required components and perform an impartial test of both methods and report back though. Just let me know and I'll et right on it.

I do think it should be jam first (as it's easier to spread) then cream (as it is easier to layer on)

I do think it should be jam first (as it's easier to spread) then cream (as it is easier to layer on).

Correct - Team Cornwall for the win.

Team Devon - Burn the heretics.

I once agreed with something JiveHoneyJive said.
My foil hat fits better these days....

People who meet me think I'm a people person whereas in reality I'm as misanthropic as Jonathan Swift.

badnewz - Member

People who meet me think I'm a people person whereas in reality I'm as misanthropic as Jonathan Swift.

Word,

I meet loads of new people for work. Some of them tell my workmates how nice I am or how warm and friendly, or how much I really care about their business.

The dark truth is I'll forget about them almost the second I leave their company and at best I'm indifferent about them only as long as their intentions are completely aligned with my own, if they start becoming a hindrance I can be one sadistic ****er.

I also use African American teenager slang unironically even though I'm Celtic, nearly middle-aged and live in Wales.

I do think it should be jam first (as it's easier to spread) then cream (as it is easier to layer on). I'm willing, purely in the interest of science to buy the required components and perform an impartial test of both methods and report back though. Just let me know and I'll et right on it.

In the interests of improving human knowledge, I conducted this experiment. One half of the scone in the Cornish style (jam then cream, the other half Devon style. The answer is that you're correct - the Cornish method allows for a thick, smooth layer of jam and a generous quantity of clotted cream to be spooned on top. The Devon method just makes the jam slide off.

I've got Capt America on my left sock.....but Superman on my right. Mixed up socks...mixed up comic universes....beat that amateurs!

C.

I drink my gaviscon straight from the bottle.

I didn't like Tony's coffee... Still got some great coaching though...

Went down the 'up' ramp in the multi storey to get out the other night.

The answer is that [s]you're[/s] Cornwall is correct - the Cornish method allows for a thick, smooth layer of jam and a generous quantity of clotted cream to be spooned on top

Hang on, hang on - are we rhyming 'Scone' with 'Gone' or 'Cone' here?

Gone. Is there another way?

As well you shouldn't. That is one of the unbreakable rules. You'll be telling me you're wearing no white socks next.

You could even say it was a premeditate crime....I even thought yesterday evening, don't forget a brown belt....but I didn't get it out there and then and forgot.....I did try sans belt....but alas, then me pants would be showing.....and that's even worse than white socks.

Gone. Is there another way?

Spoon.

[url= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scone,_Perth_and_Kinross ]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scone,_Perth_and_Kinross[/url]

Is there another way?

The clue's in the question!

Gone. Is there another way?

The correct one.

So it's "gone" then. Glad that was resolved, back to the thread.

I often end a song on a dominant 7th

So it's "gone" then. Glad that was resolved, back to the thread.

If you wish to ignore the etymology in favour of an affectation, be my guest.

If you wish to ignore the etymology in favour of an affectation, be my guest.

If you're so clever, how come I've no idea what you're talking about?

Scone over my head too.

[s]*groan*[/s]

*gron*

Ooooh! .....an actual Bunfight.

an actual Bunfight

Cobblers

Nice re-torte.

an actual Bunfight
Cobblers

"Am I wrang?" he said in his thick , Weegie accent. 😀

I'm off to the Coop for a scone (rhymes with gone).

I'd like to think we can all agree this is wrong, however: [img] [/img]

Its a wasted opportunity if nothing else. Load up each half of the scone or you're missing a trick.

Quite.

I'd like to think we can all agree this is wrong, however:

Are those scones upside down?

I put bricks in cement mixers to clean them and bleed brakes backwards.

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