the children who live near his Neverland ranch on hearing the news
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if he does make it to heaven he won't be alone, turns out even Jesus is a kiddiefiddler (like most of his preachers)
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Now you've done it ! 😯
Apparently Garry Glitter has put in a record e-bay bid for Michaels PC
Urgent RSPCA announcement; Good home need for for well behaved monkey. Very friendly, likes being ****ed off with a white glove
R.I.P. - It's as easy as 1, 2, 3
Apart from being plastic, he didn't drink or smoke. So what caused his heart attack?
I blame it on the boogie.
It is reported that Maddona has been up all night crying at the news of MJ's death!!!! However she was heard to say that she had first dibs on the kids and to keep that Jolie bitch away.
I've just seen Michael Jackson on family fortunes. To be fair he did really well, until Vernon asked "name somewhere you take the kids for a treat?" Sadly, "up the shitter" was not one of the top answers!
lame and old /\
Can't be that bloody old, he only died last night.
sickipedia is still down 😀
Space at O2 arena now filled
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i havent read all the above as ive got wacko overload but i can't stop laughing at P-DIDDY'S comment on the SKY NEWS ticker on the bottom of the screen earlier...
P-DIDDY - "Michael showed me you could actually see THE BEAT"
FFS!!!
The worls is in mourning according to the BBC, well i haven't spoken to anyone who isn't laughing about it.
Ita sad, hey its been sad for a long time.
After Michael Jackson's sudden death Garry Glitter has stepped in to cover some of Michaels dates,
Henry aged 9,
Robert aged 7
and
Jack aged 10
NEXT!
The first news reports said Michael Jackson had a cardiac arrest after "an orgy in a room full of 28 year old males".
This was later corrected to "an orgy in a room full of twenty 8 year old males"
The similarity between Norwich and Michael Jackson?
They both went down in 2009!
I heard similar;
Why does MJ like twentyeight year olds?
Because theres twenty of them.
What was Michael Jacksons last hit?
The floor
Michael Jackson's dying wish was that his ashes would be put into and etch a sketch, that way children can twiddle their knobs with him forever!
Rolf Harris is doing a tribute to Jacko at Glastonbury tonight - he's opening with Two Little Boys
Hospital reports of Micheal Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect! He has been found in the Childrens Ward having a stroke.
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Q. What time did Michael Jackson go to bed every night?
A. When the big hand reached the little hand.
How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
Shiny
