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I have just been for a stroll around the shops wearing my flip flops. Why not?
My toes aren't that hairy though, and my flip flops are very nice Panama Jack ones, I'm going to go home and put them on specifically to walk round Waitrose later.
Flip-flops for around the house and beach, Birkenstocks for about town & Waitrose ๐
I don't have hairy toes. I do have freckly feet tho
OK, whilst I'm on a rantette ...
Body odour.
Some people are just so offensive.
I'm finding it very difficult to bite my tongue when someone gets in my face.
How can you have a nickname like the Southern Yeti and not have hairy toes??
HAHAHA, Yeti has absolutely nothing to do with my choice of bike or my level body hair!
C_G with you on the body odour thing... there was some stat on the tele the other night... something like >40% of blokes won't have washed this morning!
Crosses The Southern Yeti off my stalker list. ๐
@cinnamon_girl - your sense of smell is greater than your average guy - they probably know they smell a bit but not as bad as you realise...
C_G you've got this stalking game all wrong, flip flops make a person much easier to stalk ๐
my g/f waits till I'm really sweaty and then surrupticiously sniffs me ๐
OK, I have a nose like a bloodhound hence my excitement of bluebells arriving in the woods.
People also don't change their clothes often enough either.
Teenagers need to be cut some slack cos it's their hormones ain't it?
Think I'll hibernate and come back in Winter. ๐
i'll wear whatever i want, whether it's fine with you or not. no really, i care that little about your opinion
I have a dogs nose too - smell stuff way before anyone else. So feet and armpits gets special attention - any sign of a niff and I'm in the shower. I hate stinky feet and/or BO with an almost unholy passion.
I'm finding it very difficult to bite my tongue when someone gets on my face.
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Ah, the current uniform of the British male: skinhead (too tight to pay for a haircut), T-shirt, camo shorts, flip flops. Have some bloody imagination and dignity, did Winston Churchill wear shorts and flip flops? Did The Beatles, did The Sex Pistols?
No, they bloody did not.
Shorts and flip flops are for the beach. If you want to wear them, begger off to Australia FFS.
Shorts and flip flops are for the beach. If you want to wear them, begger off to Australia FFS.
if you don't want to see them, beggar off to Ascot or somewhere else posh ๐
I went out with a girl once who would cuddle me while wearing her eye-wateringly rancid riding jacket and say "I'm sorry, I stink. I quite like it though".
Everything about her was lovely, I liked it too. ๐
I think the women on here are slightly jealous and resentful of our lovely natural manly feet because they've mashed their own into bunioned claw toed messess by wearing high heels a bit too often.
Well CG when in Rome do as the Romans do!
My girlfriend has demanded that I go out and buy some Havaianas, which I have done and am wearing them now as I type.
if you don't want to see them, beggar off to Ascot or somewhere else posh
No, how about not walking around like a scruffy ****t with no sense of style or originality? Our summer is not hot enough or long enough. Its just a lazy, thuggish way of dressing. I don't want to see your minging feet and pasty white legs thank you, keep them for your bedroom. Oh, and grow your hair and get a proper haircut while you are at it Uncle Fester, but that might require some thought and getting a barber to do it rather than using your own clippers, you cheapskate.
Flip flops should be illegal for driving in IMO, that would stop it.
What a sweet sensitive thing you must be to have your sensibilities so easily traumatised by all those beastly oafs.
JtotheP68
+1
Oooh I hope my brother doesn't come on soon, he's got the most spectacular range of footwear known to man or woman. And he wears them all no matter the weather. I think the last time he wore shoes was at his wedding!
He does wear everything about 5 years before it becomes popular. I remember him wearing some rubber shoe sandal things on a Wales holiday, he explained them to me and I thought they were ace. Never seen them before and thought they were really practical. 2 years later I find them becoming popular and the name now known as Crocs.
I remember him wearing some rubber shoe sandal things on a Wales holiday, he explained them to me and I thought they were ace. Never seen them before and thought they were really practical. 2 years later I find them becoming popular and the name now known as Crocs.
You didn't think they made him look incredibly special?
shorts-tick
t shirt-tick
crocs-tick
waitrose-tick
i'm so bad 8)
No, how about not walking around like a scruffy ****t with no sense of style or originality? Our summer is not hot enough or long enough. Its just a lazy, thuggish way of dressing. I don't want to see your minging feet and pasty white legs thank you, keep them for your bedroom. Oh, and grow your hair and get a proper haircut while you are at it Uncle Fester, but that might require some thought and getting a barber to do it rather than using your own clippers, you cheapskate
๐ do i know you
well, it's 19 degrees in the shade up here in Sheffield's alpine resort, and i can't stop sweating, i'll mostly be wearing the flip-flops until it cools down a bit.
J-P, sod off.
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(i also have a skin head - but that's coz i izza baldy)
(i also have a skin head - but that's coz i izza baldy)
- then you are too old to wear shorts and flip flops, act your age.
Women carrying away dead badgers - arrest them!
I find fat birds who walk really slowly far more offensive
that'll be pretty much 99% of the female population then ๐
Stupid lost-post website nonsense - thought this was fixed.
My girlfriend has demanded that I go out and buy some Havaianas
My girlfriend just bought me some flip flops. From this, i deduce that fusty uptight older women find flip flops repulsive, whereas young vivacious ones think they are hawt. ๐
Right,
Flip-flops = OK.
Action sandals = fashion faux pas, completely indefensible.
I've just come back from Tangier and quite frankly you would look a bit odd wearing shoes. There were even some men washing their feet in a fountain in the square!!!!! ๐ฏ
I said it 12 months ago, I'll say it again..... men in flip flops/birkenstock/mephisto look great. Anything else in hot weather seems so........ repressed. Teva also ok, but not any other velcro sandal... Just make sure you cut your toenails please!
Flipflops are the way to go as long as you have decent shorts and shirt, if you wear Jesus sandals and such like then you need to be visited by the fashion police. Football/sports apparel should be banned unless your actually doing the sporting activity whilst wearing it.
Down in the Devon/Cornwall coastal area where I hail from flip-flops is a pretty normal footwear choice... generally a flip flops wearer is more likely to be sane than say... someone wearing trainers innit bruv.. sand in yer sweaty trainers is no fun shirley
simonfbarnes - Membermy g/f waits till I'm really sweaty and then [s]surreptitiously[/s](surreptitiously) sniffs me
Your joking right? you don't really have a girlfriend do you?
What else can g/f stand for ๐ฏ
you don't really have a girlfriend do you?
no, she's actually a woman ๐
flipflops on blokes = wrong
crocs on anyone = wrong
spd sandals = very wrong
What!!??
I live in them...as do all my non chav mates.
I reckon its just you city folk getting all frustrated about not living somewhere that people have more space and like having more space aroud their feet as well.
I also live in surf clobber as its all the shops round here sell.






