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I need some help coming up with funny medicine names for a new [escape room] puzzle I’m designing. Think stuff like your old great aunt would take.
They definitely don’t have to be real but they do need to be family friendly. I already have Gas-Ex (I know that’s actually real and not how it’s spelled) and maybe Chill Pills but I can’t come up with any others! I need seven total.
Kinda looking for suggestions but really I'm just posting here cos I figured you lot would have fun with it.
My offerings so far (and not all that family friendly but hey):
Sodemol - stress relief
Poopeze - laxative
Snotbegon - decongestant
Upalnite - erectile dysfunction treatment
Butcreme - haemorrhoid ointment
Antifartant - for excess gas
Peniscillin - targeted antibiotic
Lackocoff. Cough medicine.
Micoxaphlopin.
Growacet, obvs.
Panthercillin.
It’s an anti-depressant
60% of the time, it works every time.
Brexacetalin Cream - to treat self inflicted wounds to the feet
Real names are just as funny. I can't believe they got away with Anusol.
Plugyerbutt
I can’t believe they got away with Anusol.
Small town in Sweden. Twinned with Vagisil.
Hittheflorozine. Helps overcome social anxiety and gets you up for a bop.
Professor Stools easing tonic
Commodeium - opposite of Immodium.
Moxyfoxypoxacillin
Phwoarfarin
Bazucur that varuca