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I’ll keep (half) a look out for good ones.
Eye see what you did there.
😆 hang on, I’ll be having an eye patch and possibly part of a lower limb amputated.
Shiver me timbers...
arrrgh, i was beaten to it!
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I thought you'd be taller.
Your new keyboard's ready Tom;
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Goody gum drops.
Nurse on shift tonight is Louise....
Tom, so much to be concerned about......Louise is (potentially) bad news - but could be good; with your dodgy eye will you be able to take food photos - or see Louise; is joe Cocker on shift tonight?
Any update on soup?
To be honest I’ve binned the soups off, they weren’t that tasty and had the nutritional profile of a glass of water.
The puddings are actually pretty nice though, in a school dinners stodgy kind of way. Current tactic for food ordering is going for stuff requires as little preparation to get a tasty meal. Salads are palatable (as salads go...) avoiding chicken curry...
I think Joe Cocker is on holiday, not seen him round much.
Joe could be dressing up - possibly swapping with Louise......
Stay alert.......
Docs been round, and I’ve got to be off for another week.
*off work, at home!
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*today or tomorrow, depending when the eye dept want to do their sewing.
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Eye op isn’t til 21/12, so I’m off home today, just after The student doctors have had a word.
Thank you for your support and puns, it’s kept me vaguely sane.
Congrats - did you go over or under the wire ?
I'd avoid going in on the 21st - they'll keep you in for xmas...
Bet you all thought this was done and dusted didn’t you....
Well, the toe is pretty well healed. That’s the good news
The somewhat suboptimal news is that the intense course of antibiotics has caused drug induced hepatitis.
I’m currently waiting on a bed in jimmys in Leeds. Fun fact. There aren’t any. They’ve not said what the treatment is, but I definitely need to stay in overnight, so they can check my blood in the morning...