[Closed] Little techniques in life that make you all of TEH AWSUM!

CaptJon +1

& I can still do the rubik's cube

please don't do that it's not cool once you get past fourteen

Pfft. Your mum thought it was cool.

I can do the pen spinning one, but only with one hand.
And I can put a 4" nail up my nose.

And I can put a 4" nail up my nose.

How did you find this out?

How did you find this out?

More worrying is Stoner's condom related "technique". One could be concerned how he found that out, but then one remembers where he was educated.... 😉

The best I've got is being able to say the alphabet backwards, and also being able to burp the alphabet (forwards... not backwards).

I can 'speedy board' all easyjet flights without ever having the correct boarding pass

More worrying is Stoner's condom related "technique".

Perhaps he was trying to make the nail a little safer?

Gee-Jay - Member
CaptJon +1

*high-5, followed by synchronised pen twisals to the power of rad*

How did you find this out?

I saw some bloke do it on telly and just assumed I could

thegreatape - Member
So you lot will all be looking forward to 10th March then.

I always win at least one coconut every time within 3 goes sometimes 2 coconuts,
I can wiggles my little toes
I can raise one eyebrow at will
I too could do the bra undo trick then i got married and was told to stop!
I am a champion baby winder burrrp
see even i can be awesome sometimes

Using a spoon and a fully inflated cheek I can play Harold Faltermeyer’s 'Axel F' with great accuracy and some entertainment value.

I can do the Rubik's Cube also.

I can recite the alphabet backwards or, kill me, in QWERTY keyboard order. I can also say the alphabet as a single word.

I can burp at will, and have managed to burp "dodecahedron" before now.

I can do Cameron (from Ferris Bueller's Day off)'s 'water droplet' cheek trick.

Life skillz.

Easy. New tube of tooth paste.

Part A: Flick the top of the box open with your thumb, launch the now open box upwards, let go of the box, letting it drop, as it draws level with your knee, bring up a foot to meet it and guide it neatly into the bin.

Part B:Catch the now falling tube of tooth paste in left hand, flick lid open and squeeze just enough for a good brush out.

relax and enjoy good oral hygiene and mad bathroom skillz.
My wife thinks I'm stupid.

I can run and hula hoop at the same time. It's a complex rhythm to maintain.

OOOOh, just remembered. I can do the shotgun-a-can-of-beer-trick as seen in that filum 'The Sure Thing.'

i once flipped 25 bar mats.

i also can get out of the car knowing every thing is off/safe with in 2 seconds

I can put my handbrake on at traffic lights/junctions so's not to blind the poor sod stuck behind me, and as an encore I use my indicators at roundabouts Ta Dah!

I am yet to be on celebrity jungle or celebrity ice dancing, surely I must possibily the only person left in the world who has not been on this shite given the tenuous links that folks who star in these program's have with the term celebrity

I used to be able to blow the most awsum smoke rings. Even round peoples fingers pointed at me. Blow one through the other...really thick, rolling ones that would hang in the air for ages...it just ain't that cool anymore. 🙁 And it does require one being a regular smoker. So I am back at zero awsum.

can roll a coin around my fingers.

Can baton twirl.

I can do rolling stoppies on a road bike, and this is the awesome bit; I can change to the small ring while doing so.

I can roll a rollie one handed. Not much use for that anymore either.

I really need to work on my awsum.

IM pretty handy at emptying pint glasses

Oh yeah, got a Tongue stud, it's a life skill for sure!!

I can carry 4 full pints of beer. My dad considers this makes my university education 'money well spent'

Can also wiggle my ears. It's a hereditary skill you know.

When holding a pen between my thumb and index finger I can flick it with my middle finger so it spins around my thumb in a uber cool gravity defying kinda way.

+1, we're so rad it hurts.

converting beer to urine whilst dozing

Stoner's condom related "technique".

Does anyone else open bananas with a flick of the wrist ? - my kids think that's well ossum

I can 'park' a 26', 1 ton boat in our 30' wide harbour, either in parallel park mode or 360* in and park mode without touching the sides, only using a knackered old Mariner outboard.

*is the shizzle*

i once flipped 25 bar mats.

I reckon I could probably double that. Or come close, anyway. I once bet someone a pint that I could flip "all the mats in the pub" (without getting new packs out of the back), and won.

I can open a matchbox and light a match all using one hand pnly

I remember Stoner on a party trick thread ages ago saying he could snort a condom. properly awesome. I remember as well Surf matt trying to make out that a handstand was too 🙄

I can open a matchbox and light a match all using one hand pnly

I can open a matchbox and light a match all using one hand pnly

Yet typing gives you so many problems...

Well, sometimes what i'm doing with the other hand distracts me

No awsum skillz here. Though in the spirit of some of the less awsum ones already posted, I can stretch a johnny over my head eyes and nose and then inflate it into a giant balloon busby hat. 8)

You start with;

No awsum skillz here

But then....

I can stretch a johnny over my head eyes and nose and then inflate it into a giant balloon busby hat

You, sir, are ALL OF TEH AWSUM AWSUMNEZ!

I think this is an excellent thread.

dd I too have a whole load of redundant smoking skills. I am wondering what transferable elements there are to being able to blow a smoke ring down a pool queue.

Pen spinning FTW.

[i]I am wondering what transferable elements there are to being able to blow a smoke ring down a pool queue[/i]

*swoons* 😆

I can also throw a ball over my shoulder and catch it behind my back. 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛

I can blow a perfect bubble ranging in size from half a cm, to maybe 1.5 cm that floats away in the breeze, made from my own spit, blown off my tongue. I learnt it from Chuck Norris.

I have a friend who can make a noise just like Chewbacca but I could never work out how to do it. Was dead convincing too.

Oh, I can juggle, kinda, and poi a three-beat weave, kinda.

Actually, I can do a lot of things, kinda. I'm a regular 'jack of all trades and master of the square root of geoff all.'