[Closed] Little techniques in life that make you all of TEH AWSUM!

Breathing.

Binners can do something with his eyeballs, I understand.

I can finely chop half an onion into 4mm cubes in <7s

My eyesight involves me using spectacles for all close up stuff, but my job involves me needing to see well at all distances. I tend to wear my specs on my head, then a quick nod forwards brings them down onto my nose.

I know, I know, it's a skill...

my insanely incredible best in the worldest level of modesty.

As I live and breath.. I am indeed Most Awesome.

Recognising that you can not choose awesome, rather that AWESOME is bestowed on you by others.
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bikebouy=fail

Surfmatt is teh awesome........... 8)

Ability to count to 10. Repeatedly.

It takes a particularly great person to hand out Awesome.

I can wiggle my ears 🙂

(OK, I know, definately not awesome ... just a bit quirky ... sigh ...)

I can wiggle my ears

snap.

I can snort a condom up my nostril and round the back of my throat. Pull it back out of my mouth and squeegee my sinus with it. But I dont think it's that awesome and havent done it in public for 20 years 😉

I am indeed that Great Person..

As I look in the mirror (very often) I turn, take one last peek, as I leave it looking sideways and agree out loud that I am indeedy Most Awesome.

It is ok to hand it out to yourself..

Anyone else Most Awesome?

As for techniques, erm.. I can windsurf a bit, so I get wet a lot, which makes me even more Most Awesome.

I can too understand what Elf types, which in itself is a Most Awesome ability I have.

And I stay on here, which when you look at it makes us All Most Awesome.

My favourite skills are:

1) The ability to gently close the fridge door with a trailing leg whilst spinning through 180deg away from aforementioned fridge.
2) Being able to check neutral, remove seatbelt, lock steering, apply handbrake, turn off indicators and open car door in sequence at techno tempo.
3) Being able to type my very loooong password quickly without looking and with a flair on the enter key at the end. *double festive power grab*
4) Being able to remove the dog lead from the collar with what looks like a flick of the wrist but is actually very swift de-clasping.

These and many more are the skills which keep life interesting

I am indeed that Great Person..

As I look in the mirror (very often) I turn, take one last peek, as I leave it looking sideways and agree out loud that I am indeedy Most Awesome.

It is ok to hand it out to yourself..

Anyone else Most Awesome?

As for techniques, erm.. I can windsurf a bit, so I get wet a lot, which makes me even more Most Awesome.

I can too understand what Elf types, which in itself is a Most Awesome ability I have.

And I stay on here, which when you look at it makes us All Most Awesome.

dont forget the bread sauce torm!

You my man get more roasts!

I am going to practice the little finger coaster trick. Sounds like a good addition to the repertoire.

i can do a hundred eye lash press ups

*double festive power grab*

Move forward three spaces for that. Very much of teh awsum!

I can flick my undies up with my foot and catch them on my head.

I can spray saliva from the gland under my tongue accurately to several feet.

I can spray saliva from the gland under my tongue accurately to several feet.

at will? Skillz.
I can only squirt when someone opens a bag of tanfastics within 3m of me.

[i]I can flick my undies up with my foot and catch them on my head.[/i]

Who's wearing them? You or someone else?

+ [i]and havent done it in public for 20 years[/i]

Yeah, keep practising it in private.

Undo bras with my left hand. Through clothing. I have upset many of my female friends with that one, after a few drinks. Aren't I awful.

I can only squirt when someone opens a bag of tanfastics within 3m of me.

Presumably that's a reflex action?

So you lot will all be looking forward to [url= http://dayofawesomeness.com/ ]10th March[/url] then.

I can put my hands just in front of me and rotate them in opposite directions in circles. I can also clasp hands together and do the same with my thumbs...I'm a bit sad!

I can flick my undies up with my foot and catch them on my head.

Ahh but can you catch them behind your back, then place them on your head while speaking Russian?

chvck - that reminds me of something this girl was demonstrating to her friend on the train a while ago. She could do all these tricks with her fingers she'd learnt in church meetings (not relevant, but that's what she said!)

Let me try to describe one.
Hold your hands in front of your face with your index fingers touching
Now with your left finger you draw a square (about 8") in the air. Start at the top and draw downwards, then out, up, then back to where you started.
Simultaneously, your right finger draws a straight line up and down.
So for each line your left finger draws, your right goes first down, then up.

It's bloody hard to do!

(She also did one with her little fingers and thumbs but that's too hard to describe.)

I'm trying to think of practical applications for that girls unique talents... was she able to talk fast... especially tongue movement at the same time?

head while speaking Russian?

I can do the speaking Russian part 😉

I can use ticket machines and self service checkouts like a boss, If you hear "please wait for assistance" - you have failed.

After i put something in the dishwasher i turn around and close the door with a footy back flip...

If you hear "please wait for assistance" - you have failed.

Even if you are buying booze?

🙁

I have upset many of my female friends with that one

can't imagine why.... please don't do that it's not cool once you get past fourteen.

i have no skills at all. 😀

So.. by your reconing I am not Most Awesome?

Awwwwww, awwwwwwweeeeeeeeee
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"flounce"

I can make a lighted cigarette disapear into my mouth, no hands, and bring it back 30 seconds later. Except I don't smoke anymore.

[i] was she able to talk fast... especially tongue movement at the same time?[/i]

Not sure what you mean, but she was about 14...

My skill was meant to be that I can throw a tea bag in a cup from about 4 metres (this distance across my kitchen and out the hall door a bit when I was young).

However I've been practising this from about the age of 10, 20 years, and although Im alot better now (ie most tea bags land near the cup) I'm still lucky if about 1 in 10 go in.

When holding a pen between my thumb and index finger I can flick it with my middle finger so it spins around my thumb in a uber cool gravity defying kinda way.

I can do it with both hands, at the same time... and with two pens in my right hand.

I used to be able to throw a small lump of chalk into someones pint, from dartboard distance away. My mate bet me I couldn't do it again after another 5 beers, I did. 😆

Eeeeewwww... DebZ if you were a man I'd call you a pervert 🙁

😆

*is confused*

I don't know any other languages. I do know foreign idioms though. I get by.