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DrP!!Be nicer to him ....
I know, I know.... 😳
DrP
If you took him paragliding more often, then imagine his status updates
In fact... sod paragliding... has he tried ..... [b]THE PIE?[/b]
Wierd- large local afro carribean community nearby?
Seriously, what the flip are you on about? You are so random, every time you post I get this warm fizzing feeling at the back of my head caused by RAGE
I honestly can't imagine what it must be like to have a pint with you...
Bloke1:'seen that new XTR crank?'
Bloke2:'yeah, looks a bit like a Nazi swastika thing doesn't it'
Hora: 'I once owned a collection of thimbles held in a gorgeous presentation box. It was at a price point I couldn't refuse and I'd love to investigate another. Sold by a small Dutch woman, who was proper cute and had come to bed eyes, which I nearly did, but then didn't because I'm not sexist...'
I honestly can't imagine what it must be like to have a pint with you...
Well you'd be 2 pints poorer, for a start. I met him in the pub the other week. I gave him a loud of Helicopter tape for his new frame, and after he's left, I realised that to thank me for my generosity, he still managed to get away without actually buying me a pint! 🙄
Flange are you going through the manopause?
Why would you need specialist wig shops?
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Afro-Carribean
Ever been to an area with such a large community? You tend to get a fair few shops (even grocers) selling allsort of wigs.
Jesus, sweet child of Nazareth, its not cracking the engima code.
Think of the 'internet' that could be saved if FB vetted updates to only include witty, pertinent remarks
Maybe that's the problem - the facebook wit filter's been coded backwards.
At least that would explain why at the moment only utter dribble appears.
Atually, this applies to most of the internet, not just facebook.
I prefer my friends to have flesh & blood and perhaps an actual pulse.
All of my FB friends have flesh, blood and a pulse. Except for Steve, who died.
So you stalk someone famous but you're a better person because you do it quietly?
It's not even proper stalking you coward. I bet you're the kind of bloke that pops to the local independant newsagent for some good old fashioned top shelf grot and comes out with a copy of FHM.
Grow a pair.
Think of the 'internet' that could be saved if [s]FB[/s] STW vetted updates to only include witty, pertinent remarks
🙂
Flange are you going through the manopause?Why would you need specialist wig shops?
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Afro-Carribean
Ever been to an area with such a large community? You tend to get a fair few shops (even grocers) selling allsort of wigs.
Jesus, sweet child of Nazareth, its not cracking the engima code.
See! Again, this has NO relevance to ANYTHING, possibly in the world, ever. You have the attention span of a goldfish....
Look, shiny lights...
Binners, why on earth would you do such a thing
So you stalk someone famous but you're a better person because you do it quietly?
It's not even proper stalking you coward. I bet you're the kind of bloke that pops to the local independant newsagent for some good old fashioned top shelf grot and comes out with a copy of FHM.
😆
You know what flange? I'm just asking myself the same question....
Two wig shops in an area, with the question 'why such a shop/is there a sizeable Afro-Carribean community in the area'?
I'm struggling for you dude. You seem to be lost within yourself.
There are people out there that can help you binners. It's not cheap, but a worthwhile investment...
Two wig shops in an area, with the question 'why such a shop/is there a sizeable Afro-Carribean community in the area'?I'm struggling for you dude. You seem to be lost within yourself
Hahahhaahahahahhahaha....hahahahahahahahahaha.....hahahahahaaa...really?
If you fancy stepping it up a notch, I've got an envelope full of pubic hair I had returned, unopened, from Lorraine Kelly going spare.
It's brown with the odd ginger tinge.
I like this thread, it reminds me that STW is a family. A ****ed-up Lilo & Stitch family, mind, but still.
Bloke1:'seen that new XTR crank?'
Bloke2:'yeah, looks a bit like a Nazi swastika thing doesn't it'
Hora: 'I once owned a collection of thimbles held in a gorgeous presentation box. It was at a price point I couldn't refuse and I'd love to investigate another. Sold by a small Dutch woman, who was proper cute and had come to bed eyes, which I nearly did, but then didn't because I'm not sexist...'
Crying... 😆
It's brown with the odd ginger tinge.
I received your sample that you posted. Its under my top lip 😉
For a laugh I had a look at the One Direction FB page the other week.
My teenage niece is a fan/friend of their page too. As I am 'Friends' with her often her messages / threads she contributes too pop up in my timeline.
It was so bad I chose to hide all posts by her even though I love her to bits and really didn't want to.
PUKKA!
Bloke1:'seen that new XTR crank?'
Bloke2:'yeah, looks a bit like a Nazi swastika thing doesn't it'
Hora: 'I once owned a collection of thimbles held in a gorgeous presentation box. It was at a price point I couldn't refuse and I'd love to investigate another. Sold by a small Dutch woman, who was proper cute and had come to bed eyes, which I nearly did, but then didn't because I'm not sexist...'
That is quite uncanny! I can see him saying it 😆
my wife tells me I'm not allowed to de-friend him
This is what the hide posts option is for.
This is what the hide posts option is for.
Hmmm.....
Goes on the 'tell me more' list.....
DrP
Could be worse - a friend (for a laugh) "friended" Steve Gutenberg (Police Academy etc). He friended her back, and started sending her some rather dodgy messages.
I like Twitter, it's interesting to see what people are really like. For instance I now like John Prescott, and Duncan Bannatyne is a complete ****.
A few of my actual friends are actors on popular TV shows.
I get regular (almost daily) Facebook friend requests from (usually) attractive girls I have never met. When I look at the "mutual friends" thing that shows up, it's always one or more of the actors.
Turns out that if some groupie manages to befriend one of them on FB, they go through their whole friend list trying to add everyone, on the basis that a large number of them are celebrities.
Can't imagine it works very often though, since most of them have personal accounts and "work" accounts.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't accept the request of the occasional, very attractive one. Just for a look 🙂
joao3v16 - MemberMy god what a load of inane drivel spouted on there!
This statement applies equally & consistently to every single facebook page that has ever existed, exists today and ever will exist
Could also say the same about STW... 🙂
My god what a load of inane drivel spouted on there!This statement applies equally & consistently to every single facebook page that has ever existed, exists today and ever will exist
You're looking at the wrong pages.
Talking of stalking, are you the Hora from PH?
Talking of posting body hair, I'm reminded of the time I shaved off my imperial moustache and posted the abundance of coarse fur to a friend in Brighton, who was, yes, a homosexual.
He transformed my hair into an intriguing piece of modern art.
I can only think that I mentioned his sexuality as some sort of distraction, as it bears no relevance to the tale.
Is it somebody on here who had a girlfriend who made sculptures using pubic hair ?
Sbob yes.
Did you say tale or
..tail?