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I once received a bj in a downstairs toilet from a girl at a house party whilst her ex-convict boyfriend was elsewhere in the house.
(I was drunk and had been smoking).
Same film crew?
😆
FUnny this, we were all asked to give an interesting fact at work the other day.
I had either:
- I was born 3 months early
- I'm doing a stage of the tour de france this year*
*I went for the last one as people who do not cycling think it's very impressive 😆
I've met Wurzel Gummidge
philconsequence - that wasn't perchance an opera singer's body was it? Costa Del Sol murders with links to Aberdeen? If not, not to worry - just that I grew up playing with a lad whose dad eventually killed his wife, chopped her up and left her in several wheelie bins - can't imagine it's a very regular occurence....
nahh the guy is same age as me.. so 26. the body wad chopped up and dumped behind one bin, not spread around several bins.
Oh I dunno, the amount of times I've wanted to do that to the trouble n strife..
I once played a gig in Amsterdam and during a song about S&M, a couple in front of the stage decided to have sex...
I've touched Kylie 🙂
Or rather she touched me.
Shared a bottle of Champagne with Celia Imrie on Eurostar last year.
I need to get out more - would be good to have something more interesting to say
Jumped out of a perfectly good aeroplane once at 15,000 feet in New Zealand.
i'm mentioned on the radio 1 website for an event that i wasn't going to play at and never actually happened anyway.
Jumped into a perfectly bad aeroplane at 0ft in Columbia
I've slept with an illegitimate love child of Lemmy from Motorhead
My father-in-law is [b]officially[/b] the best postman in the world.
(No joke...)
I've slept with an illegitimate love child of Lemmy from Motorhead
!!!!
I've slept with toab!
Not really sure if it is that special but I am AB- Rh bloodtype and have a straight unbroken line across the palms of each hand.
I,ve got a birthmark in the shape of jimmy hill riding a hedgehog.
I have more than the average number of legs
Me too. Most of us on here probably have in order to ride bikes!
I did national service in the Finnish Army when I was 18.
whilst her ex-convict boyfriend was elsewhere in the house.
elsewhere in the house in not [i]technically[/i] correct.. I was [i]just outside[/i] the house.. outside the toilet window to be exact.. watching and waiting..
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EEK!
That was the night we took all the bras/knickers out of the washing machine and draped them over the girls Dads Range Rover.....in sub zero temperatures...
Apperently it took some paint off when they peeled off the bras etc 😯
I've had a bicycle seat up my bottom.
I have qualifications as a Winetaster.