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My motorbike helmet has appeared on Coronation Street, in the Rovers.
I have wee'd on the summits of Wales, England and Ireland's highest mountains.
Not at the same time though, obviously.
I touched Peter Andre, beat that
I've seen roy walkers c0ck
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Did he say , say what you see lol
After a good run up and a roundoff I once did 15 handsprings in a row.
Record is something like 30 or 40 🙁
My Sister stabbed prince Edward
yes really, she did.
I got blown up by the IRA in the shanghai bank bombing in 93 thanks to Don for saving my life. Worst thing was I was welding a gas pipe, I thought I hadn’t shut the valve down.
i've pi**ed on Noel Edmunds head 😯 , more than once 😯 😯
i also won a holiday to mauritius and 5K on bbc1 in 2000,
I've seen roy walkers c0ck
Yes but did you touch it? Only counts if you touched.
I scored the first try of a Rugby World Cup.
I used to train with Kelly Holmes.
Steve Peat once asked me how to do table tops.
That all sounds a bit Walter Mitty, but they're all true.
I have 2 Blue Peter badges! 😀
bomba, tell me more about the rugby thing.
emma82 - Member
I've seen roy walkers c0ck
Yes but did you touch it? Only counts if you touched.
i'm not sure if I am amused or scared by you now!!!!
(me being a sensitive delicate sort)
My girlfriend at the time and I left the Iceland in Brixton about 10 mins before that nail bomb went off in 1999.
I've illusstrated a book for Anne Fine, ex Childrens Laureate and author of Mrs. Doubtfire.
Had an argument with David Hockney!
I've sat at a wedding table with a chap who hadn't been out of prison long - an IRA man who had done nine years for armed robbery. Lovely he was too 😯
[i]bomba, tell me more about the rugby thing.[/i]
First match of the qualifying rounds for the 2003 RWC. The match was held in the hotbed of rugby that is Norway!
i'm not sure if I am amused or scared by you now!!!!
Am i coming across as a bit obessed? Ignore me, it's my hormones, give it 24 hrs and I'll be evil rather instead of my current state. It's great bein a woman 🙂
not at all emma, you are making me laugh 😉
I was a contestant on Norweigan Pop Idol.
Glad to be of service. Just not those delivered by your special friend. I could resist googling her after the comment on the other thread. I think I am too innocent by far 😳
I like traffic lights.
I gave up having a home a long while ago. I lived in out of a tent for a while and for the last six I've been travelling England and Wales in what is a van on the outside and a house on the inside.
I finish working for my current employer on Thursday and then I'm off riding for six months.
My cousin was a Bond girl.
Her brother went out with Alicia Silverstone and Wynona Ryder.
I've got 3 nipples.
emma82 - Member
Glad to be of service. Just not those delivered by you special friend. I could resist googling her after the comment on the other thread. I think I am too innocent by far
One of the things with the shows is being able to maintain a straight face all day regardless of what you see, there are stories, which still make me laugh thinking about them!! (probably, no definitely get a ban for telling them here)
Don't think I wanna know :-s. This forum has led me in all sorts of non bike related directions I never thought possible. Not sure whether it's a good thing or bad 🙄
I would say that you are fitting in well then!!
I've made one of Black Sabbath cry.
I once ate six mars bars in half an hour.
While working on a site I unearthed a bomb.
I'm boring. 😳
I'm a paradox..
I've done more wierd jobs than nearly anyone I know.
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I taught my mate how to shoplift and he got arrested trying to steal a 12 pack of Walkers' crips. I am a bad teacher.
Once in Planet X in Liverpool, I pushed the singer Jay Aston from Gene Loves Jezebel into a trough style urinal so that he landed pretty much full length in it,then I legged it cackling to myself.
On a similar notes to Loddrik's original post ...
Like several people I've had different 'best mates' at different times of my life ... one of whom I casually knew for a couple of years in the 90's through playing football with. Then in 2000 he split from his missus and moved into my place, after which we realised we were born in the same ward of the same hospital, on the same night within 8 hours of each other. Became best mates overnight for the next 3 years. Cracking times.
i delevered my 2nd on a roundabout in my 3 week old works van about 5 miles short of the hospital, at 12:30 am 2 years ago
then 30 seconds later got the bollocking of my life,,,,,,,,
for turning the light on to see if it was a boy or a girl
the wife was not pleased at me lighting the cab exposing you know what to potential passers by
what a night...........................major major major bolloking i might add
I once shat a house, with inhabitants and 70's furniture and flock wallpaper.
I'm sparticus
I'm really original too
Goldie once bought me a pint, after I told him he was an entertaining bond villain. He's a top bloke.
( Fabio's Serve Xmas Party 2009 @ The End, London )
had 2 cars stolen from the same car park, same level. One 18th September 1998 and the other 18th September 2001
Seriously?!
xiphon- thats kinda sweet. I bet that was received as a real compliment to him.
I used to do a bit of athletics as a kid and used to redularly beat Mark Lewis-Francis. He was nothing very special to be honest.
i was brought up with a murderer who dismembered a body and left it behind a bin, his dad taught me how to play guitar and we were family friends for most of my youth.
he tried to make contact with me on facebook after he came out of prison 😆 damn my surname and being easy to find!
I've done it on a lovely, big, oak boardroom table
I know, DezB was cock2 in our movie extravaganza 'The Three Cockateers' shot on location in a Czech castle starring 'Eno Von Soddom' and 'Schnell Bom'.
Depends on what you classify as interesting 3 things for me:
1. I once was left impaled and suspended by my leg on an iron railing and watched my neighbour pass out twice as she tried to help me which lead to...
2. I can't feel any pain in my left foot
3. I once had a bag put over my head and thrown into the back of a car in a case of mistaken identity.
hora - huh? 😕