[Closed] keep or throw out

i presume its not yours?

you belong to it now.

wot jam bo says

Cats choose whether or not they have you, you don't choose whether or not you have a cat.
Congratulations, you have a new cat.

Piccy?

Only one thing for it - a live performance art version of this:

If you have a leather setee or any soft furnishings, get rid of it tomorrow or they will be shredded, if you have laminate flooring inthe kitchen , get rid of it, or the floor will be soaked in cat urine, and it stinks, then there is the food, cats eat dead animals outside, yet try and persuade them to eat whiskas, kitekat, or felix,and youve had it.
Fall asleep on the setee anfd youll be woken up to the thing jumping on you claws extended, sleep lightly during the night and youl be woken up by satanic screaming of it as it wants to go out for a takeaway bird as dusk rises.

My cat is currently sleeping, soon to wake up topiss all over its cat litter, and miss , to scream for food and then go back to sleep only to repaeat the same process tomorrow.

Congratulations, you have passed the test.

You are now a trainee cat butler. Further instruction will come in the following weeks.

Edit - Seriously, well done for looking after it, but it could well be someone's much loved pet. A check with the vet/rspca should tell you if it is chipped. Otherwise ask around your neighbours. If you are lucky he/she doesn't belong to anyone, and you have a new member of the family.

It's possibly micro chipped

But like the others have said... you now have a Cat

glupton - that is one **ck** up vid.

Oh, and we need pics.

Isn't there a theory behind the "domestication" of Cats that goes roughly;

'They just moved in coz it's warm and where there's people there's Rats and Mice for snacks'

There easier to train than Dogs, it's only the pooping/wazzing bit you need to sort and there pretty good at finding the garden of the local Cat hater.

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The accused

Think its broken it hasn't moved for hours

Must not comment,must not comment, must not.....

Ow balls
Its running in its sleep..**** my jaws sore from laffing
Hell how am I going to evict this sodding thing now
Coldest note of the year so far

Her that must be obeyed says kick that cat out before you go to bed
Looks like I'm on the sofa

It's someone's pet - try and find the owner. If it has no collar put posters up and see a vet to check to see if it's been chipped. People, especially young kids, get attached to those things so please think of the children 🙂

We had a cat years ago, she found a better place to live and decided to live there.
We also had another cat that went around all the houses asking for food.
If the cat wants to be in your house, I think the children that may be looking after it are not doing a good job.

Congratulations, you have now been pwned! It's really not unusual for a cat to adopt several humans for food and comfortable sleeping quarters. He/she/it could easily wander off back to h/s/it's previous [s]sucker[/s] [s]pet[/s] owner tomorrow, then turn up at yours when they go to bed or whatever. Lovely looking cat, and, tbh, you have no real control over where it goes. If it finds your place to be more amenable, then I should look forward to buying a basket or bed, tins of cat food, playthings... 😀

A cat has found us too! although im far grumpier about the whole thing and wont let it in the house, its a bit of a rough one and has half a tail, maybe abused or maybe just stuck in a door who knows. it comes by morning and evening without fail. Ill give it a hug and some leftover but i found cat food in the cupboard the other day! i think it sleeps in the barn or garage down road. it needs to start catching some bloody mice instead of stalking robins. bad cat

throw out
if it comes back and starts hanging around buy a dog

An easy way to find out if it's chipped is to put it in the microwave for a few seconds on high, if you see sparks then it's a fair bet it's chipped, unfortunately you've just borked the chip so you're now the proud owner of one mightily pissed off cat.

No cat deserves kicking out in the winter. Get it to the vet though, they wont charge you anything - if it's micro chipped it'll be returned to owner, if it's not you either keep it or they'll take it to an animal shelter.

I'd keep it. They aren't difficult to look after and it might bugger off somewhere else in a month or two anyway. Just don't kick it out incase it's ill. Wouldn't be very nice if you found it dead nearby tomorrow.

When I was in Rothenberg, Germany there was a cat sleeping on the counter at one of the local shops. It was real friendly, and we told the owners of the shop that they had a nice cat.

"It's not ours" they said. They thought that it belonged to someone that lived nearby, and it left its house and came to their shop every day when the owner went to work! 😀

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Someone will probably be heartbroken about losing it.

Ask around, knock on a few doors.
Window cleaners & posties usually know who pets belong to, have a word.

If not, hearty congrats, you've been chosen as the new victim.

No cat deserves kicking out in the winter.

Im sorry, but what? You realise this is an animal with fur that would normally spend its life outside were it not clever enough to convince some daft idiots to take it in?

I love cats, would have one if i didnt live in the city. But any cat i get will be kicked out at night and let back in on the morning. Had a cat when i was younger and it went outside (willing or not) every night without fail, it lasted to a grand old age without any injury or illness. It was never happy when it was thrown out into the snow but it just hopped off to find somewhere dry to sit before it went on its nightly wander round the streets and down to the fields.

Throw out. It's not yours and is someone else's. My cat went missing in Feb and not been seen since. Could be dead or could be in someone else's house like your situation. You should pop some ads in local shop windows - I am gutted I will probably never see him again - the real owner could be in the same boat. Cute as he is, you should do the right thing.

How could you ignore a fluffy creature like this

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I could lend it to the father in law, his last cat got eaten by his dogs.

Find out who it belongs to - if you can.

If not, congratulations, you now belong to a cat.

Don't worry - training is really easy. If you are a quick learner, it will probably have you fully trained in just a few days 😀

Throw out. It's not yours and is someone else's.

Cats aren't owned by anyone. That's basic.

Cats aren't owned by anyone. That's basic.

Cat evicted at 3am and after a couple of hours meowing at the back door ain't seen it since

Pity
Never got to see if cats are really
scared of sellotape

evicted at 3am

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