[Closed] Just saw the worst film ever

Even worse than the Clash of the Titans remake?

Are you seriously suggesting that this is worse than War Horse?

Or GI Joe, Rise of the Cobra?

It can't be [i]THAT[/i] bad can it?

I am now tearing into this to try to forget how much worse that pile of crap was
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Edit: And yes, it was worse than all of those, at least some of those had special effects to ease the pain slightly. It's even worse than Immortals

Fine choice of whisky, if not a fine choice of [s]woman[/s] film.

Has no-one seen "Hanna"? I was so irritated by it at the pictures, I nearly bought it on DVD just so I could smash it to pieces. What a load of sh...

Quite right Dogbert. It is a nice dram that one.

'Worst film' is quite a bold claim.

Now you're not expecting me to believe that his film is worse than Battlefield Earth are you?

I've not watched it, but this is currently on virgin ondemand:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2141875/

'Osombie: Axis of evil dead' Description: Osama bin laden returns from the dead to start a zombie army

Quite right Dogbert. It is a nice dram that one.

Cheers, mate brought it over for me from Australia because he forgot the fridge magnets he promised me......result!

This is the worst film ever.

http://www.lovefilm.com/film/Sleeping-Beauty/166321/

Unfathomable, Disturbing and in the end unwatchable.

I watched The Grey last night. Was bored stupid and as for the ending 🙄

Worst film I saw was the wrong 5 minutes of Brokeback Mountain, I thought they were having a friendly wrestle while out camping but my wife explained the bees and the bees to me.

I had to change over to watch Rambo.

I watched 2012 the other night. We were warned. That it was pish. But I still watched it. 😳

See "Worst Film" is a difficult one.

You've got mediocre drivel like the OP posted. You've got genuine poorly made rubbish - think anything on the SciFi channel - Octoshark comes to mind

Then you've got films that promise everything, are gloriously shot, have lots of talented people in them - working on them. But end up being absolute drivel.

Yes Warhorse I'm talking about you!

obviously none of you have ever seen melancholia!

Worst film ever is R.O.T.O.R
Closely followed by Assassins Code.

You really haven't seen the worst movie ever made until you have seen this:

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You've got genuine poorly made rubbish - think anything on the SciFi channel - Octoshark comes to mind

At least the people in those films don't seem to mind & they realise they're making something bobbins....

Then you get films like Transformers - I liked the first one, but the next 2 were just utter bobbins

Not a touch on this:

Sieze the day (1986) Robin Williams.

You keep watching it because it can't get any worse, right, it's got to get better. Wanted to slit my wrists by the end.

I agree that Faces in the Crowd was indeed awful, however you need to have see the US remake of Get Carter before you start talking about worst film ever.

Nope, tried to watch this the other day:

The trailer made it seem interesting, the film was as bad as a failing film students attempt using their own family as actors..

It was so bad, it made this watcheable:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck starring in - Gigli. AArrrggghh, utter tosh, rubbish, no story, bad acting, awful film.

I walked out of the 'Bodyguard', that was mind numbingly bad too.

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion. Remains to this day the only film I have fallen asleep during whilst in the cinema. Utter pish.

And I raise you:
[url= http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0297169/ ]Holiday in the Sun[/url]

My candidate. Open Water.

Utterly dreadful, unless watching two thoroughly dislikeable people float about whining at each other for an hour is your idea of a good time. The most exciting bit is when one of them needs a wee (I'll not ruin it for you by telling you which one). Its only saving grace is a brief spot of gratuitous nudity at the beginning.

Only film I ever walked out on was Contact, just awful.

My vote is "mega-python vs Gataroid" starring Tiffany. They feed alligators steroids to combat giant, nae mega sized pythons. That's right! Stinker.

Wouldn't mind have a try of that whisky tho'!

Debbie Gibson's in that too, if memory serves.

The Happening.

after about 30mins of Open Water, I was rooting for the sharks

ooh forgot about showgirls.

Very nearly walked out of Transformers 2, that was shit.

Stopped watching a couple of DVDs/TV films, the last one that springs to mind was Rock N Rolla, the Guy Ritchie film. Also one about some massive snake in captivity that escapes. The name of the film escapes me, thankfully forgotten.

[b]alfabus[/b]
obviously none of you have ever seen melancholia!

This.
Beat the previous holder "The Tree of Life" which was 2 hours of people running around the garden from what I recall...

So, no one's seen Taxidermia?

Beautiful film, but very, very sick indeed.

obviously none of you have ever seen melancholia!

I loved Melancholia!!

Sleeping Beauty, though - that WAS a pile of pish.

[url= http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101700/ ]Delicatessen[/url] was painfully dull and awful to watch.

Jean-Pierre Jeunet then went onto make the one film that makes me grin the whole way through.

We saw Hanna at the cinema a while ago, the first 5 minutes were excellent but it did run downhill rather quickly from there, but nowhere near the worst film ever.

Surely any of the slushy, vapid US romcom sh**e that my mrs watches qualifies? It's all exactly the same (same "plot", same cast, same irritating muzack) so surely qualifies as just one film?

I walked out of Date Night in the cinema. Painful to watch, was that (and I was there for the GF who also happily walked out).

And

my wife explained the bees and the bees to me

Melancholia was superb! Utterly utterly depressing, but then that's the whole point - some great acting in it though.

Worst film vote here is Ultraviolet (again with Milla Jovovich - do I sense a theme here....) - just utter drivel. Honestly didn't have a clue what was going on for pretty much all of it, took itself WAY too seriously, and properly dodgy acting. AVOID!

Hanna was excellent.
Transformers 2 was a film about robots killing each other. WTF did you expect? Does what it says on the tin. Or were you the idiot who reviewed it in the Metro and marked it down because "it was just robots killing each other". No sh*t Sherlock...

Worst film must be Attack The Block. Watched that in stunned silence on lovefilm the other night. Bloody hell...

Did anybody other than me see the sequel to the excellent Carlitos Way, 'Carlitos Way 2: Rise to Power', if not then maybe it was just a bad dream after all?

Worst film must be Attack The Block. Watched that in stunned silence on lovefilm the other night. Bloody hell...

I watched this (again, via LF) a couple of weeks back. It's supposed to be brilliant and, whilst it's not the 'worst film' by any stretch, I was very disappointed.

I wonder if part of it is just me being Northern; I've no frame of reference, no means of identifying with the Lahndan yoof. If a film doesn't cause you to empathise with the antagonists then it has to pull out the stops in other ways, and ATB really just didn't. Maybe if I'd grown up in our fine capital then it might've resonated more with me.

Shame, really.