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i need creative suggestions as to how best to despoil it

it's too shiny to use as bog paper and i'm not sure i want Nick Griffin's wonky eye staring up my jacksy.

It also has him nicely photoshoped in front of Winston Churchill and then proudly states that I can choose between 'The [BNP] and peace, or the warmongering politicians'

And i very much doubt that it arriving on St Georges day is a coincidence


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:00 pm
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smear it with Marmite and post it back to them?


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:04 pm
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We had one yesterday from UKIP.

Their local policies were more armed forces and less imigration. I didn't realise Fife was under that much threat.

Oh, and the candidate was south african.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:04 pm
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Collect up all the ones that are sticking out of your neighbours' letterboxes and paste them to the pavement in the shape of a giant knob.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:05 pm
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You could put it on the wall over your bed, and look at it in order to 'keep the wolf from the door' whilst indulging in some sweet sweet loving with your significant other.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:06 pm
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In all seriousness, spare a thought for the poor posties that have to deliver them. I'd just dump them in the canal, and face the consequences on my return to the sorting office.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:08 pm
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i want Nick Griffin's wonky eye staring up my jacksy

Quote of the week!


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:08 pm
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if i got caught between it and my significant other then i'm more likely to get torched with it than anything else.

good bit of Daily Mail style quoteage there Wacko


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:08 pm
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Attach to something heavy, post back to the BNP office. Don't pay the postage. Irritating, costly and inconvenient. I think there's about a pound "handling fee" that RM put on top of the insufficent postage charge as well, so if a few hundred people do this it'll soon add up.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:09 pm
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Yeah send it back to the winky ****nut with a yellow pages attached


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:11 pm
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is it English?


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:12 pm
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just sending it back isn't going to cut the mustard. Maybe if i sent it back with the yellow pages AND a big stinking turd?


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:13 pm
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Wrap it round a brick and deliver it over the head of that fat idiot who leads them?


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:13 pm
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Spot on.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:14 pm
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Politicians and duff eyes, does make you wonder..


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:16 pm
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Posted : 23/04/2010 12:21 pm
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On that last photo one can easily imagine that the Incredible Hulk, just out of shot to the lookers right, has let rip the most awesome fart.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:33 pm
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I'd love to have a crack. I wouldn't waste any eggs on him though. Even if one of his minders put me on my ass I'd feel good about scaring the idiot.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:39 pm
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Keep hold of it, you can always use it to wipe your @rse if you run out of toilet roll !


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:39 pm
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I’m bemused by the way the BNP always try to link themselves in some way with WW2 veterans and leaders who spent the war fighting fascists.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 12:59 pm
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He just arrived at his manifesto launch with a fat man dressed as St George who then hovered in the background for the whole thing


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 1:02 pm
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Sprinkle petrol on it, make the **** swallow it, then make him swallow a lit match.

Or the brick suggestion above.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 1:03 pm
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Best revenge is simply to go out and vote for the party of your choice.

Democracy is great. We can have a revolution every 4 years


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 1:07 pm
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epicyclo +1, denying another party their voice (however execrable it may be) is not the way to go.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 1:10 pm
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i'm not denying anyone their voice.

I've read the flyer and now i wish to defecate on it as a symbolic act of my feelings about it's contents.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 1:49 pm
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Attach to something heavy, post back to the BNP office. Don't pay the postage.

Class!


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 1:52 pm
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I’m bemused by the way the BNP always try to link themselves in some way with WW2 veterans and leaders who spent the war fighting fascists.

Like the classic send all the foreigners home thing with a Spitfire from a Polish squadron 😆


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 1:57 pm
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I’m bemused by the way the BNP always try to link themselves in some way with WW2 veterans and leaders who spent the war fighting fascists.

Who is he going to link themselves to? Their voters? 😆

Cyril the thick prick down the street who couldnt be bothered at school and has drifted from job to job but blames the 'darkies' for taking the Doctors job that he could have done? 😆

'Get rid' of all the immigrants and the BNP would probably start on those other 'immigrants' Jews.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 2:00 pm
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The flyers were printed in china


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 5:11 pm
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^HA!


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 5:20 pm
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Why not start a campaign to post all the leaflets to his or his followers / minions home address's, see how they like getting rubbish through the door.

Not that much hassle involved in posting one letter, a few thousand coming through the door with crosses in black pen so they can't be reused is a different story.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 5:43 pm
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Why not just put it in the bin, instead of giving it so much attention by rattling on about it on here.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 6:41 pm
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As a postie we are tasked with providing a mail drop for all the parties, but I've always refused to deliver the BNPs leaflets, and to their credit the bosses (they're not all bas**rds- just the higher ones) have always respected my reasons for it.
This year, possibly because of Griffins nazi's revised constitution(?) we're being pressured more to doing them, unless we can find someone else to do them for us.
I fancied finding my local party members (here's a few rangers fans round here so there's bound to be at least one) and dumping them at their door with a covering note.
I take it though the infamous leaked list is not online any more?.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 6:53 pm
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Why not just put it in the bin, instead of giving it so much attention by rattling on about it on here.

+1


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 6:55 pm
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Have you read this? >

[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8640896.stm ]clicky[/url]


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 6:57 pm
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I got the same flyer as well, it was promptly put straight in the bin.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 7:00 pm
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' A return to their land of ethnic origin'
hmmm, which body parts of mine are gonna stay in Scotland, which are getting repatriated to Norway? 🙂


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 7:01 pm
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Where are you guys based? It'll be interesting if someone tries putting one through my door.

Printed in China? You are not being serious are you? Surely they would give work to local printers considering their main stay message.


 
Posted : 23/04/2010 7:02 pm
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The best thing you could do is to call up the local candidate and act like a floating voter, then keep them for hours on your doorstep. The more you're wasting their time, the less they're out bothering people.

The downside is that that would actually require you to speak to these tossers.


 
Posted : 24/04/2010 6:56 am
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I would like to help the BNP canvassers replicate that authentic 'WW2 feel'


 
Posted : 24/04/2010 7:46 am
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ON EUROPE, CRIME AND IMMIGRATION

* Halt immigration - in particular from Muslim countries - and deport illegal immigrants. Allow legally settled and law-abiding minorities to remain but review citizenship grants awarded since 1997

* Deport foreigners convicted of crimes in Britain, regardless of immigration status, ban the burka and building of mosques. Deport radical Islamist preachers
* Increase UK Border Agency funding, withdraw from EU, repeal Race Relations Act and scrap Equalities and Human Rights Commission. Scrap ID cards
* Review the Police and Criminal Evidence Act to remove unnecessary bureaucracy from police duties
* Reintroduce capital punishment for drug dealers, child murderers, multiple murderers, murderers of policemen on duty and terrorists
* Reintroduce right of householders to defend themselves and their property, "using whatever means they deem necessary"
* Establish penal station for "extremely dangerous/violent repeat criminals", including rapists, on the British island of South Georgia

From the link above

I bet South Georgia is pleased!!


 
Posted : 24/04/2010 9:18 am
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I had one come thru the door and went down the street to give it them back and tell them not to do it again........ they seemed suprised that I am not even slightly bothered about massive polish immigration to the area.


 
Posted : 24/04/2010 11:04 am
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Reintroduce right of householders to defend themselves and their property, "using whatever means they deem necessary"

Really? A subjective test for the use of force? So if I deem it necessary to punch them in the face in order to protect my letterbox, they'd be OK with that?


 
Posted : 24/04/2010 1:37 pm
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Wow no way where the hell do you live?


 
Posted : 24/04/2010 2:42 pm
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Why not just put it in the bin, instead of giving it so much attention by rattling on about it on here.

Bow in front of such wisdom.


 
Posted : 24/04/2010 3:16 pm
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