[Closed] Jetsuits for jesuits

Jew on a Jetski?
Muslim on a moped?

Jehovah on a rollercoaster?

A Ford for the Lord?

Shiva in a Vauxhall Viva

Moses in his Triumph?

Haha! I read the other thread as jesuits for paramedics too! I thought it must have been because I’d just finished a novel about a jesuit missionary in Quebec...

Prophet on a Rocket ?

Devil on a Revell (for the dirtjump crew)

I though Christ was a keen cyclist?

I thought Jesus Christ rode a Yamaha and pulled skids inflicting fatal injuries to kids?

Jehovah in a Vauxhall Nova

Buddha on a scoota

I thought Jesus Christ rode a Yamaha and pulled skids inflicting fatal injuries to kids?

Nah. He gave it up after receiving a nasty wound from an incident with a dustbin lid.

Bodhisattva on a tractor.
Quaker on a Mondraker.

Pope on a Hope?

Would an agnostic atheist ride a 29er?

I think the gnostic theists all ride 26"

Satan in a Caterham?

Dalai Lama

Edit, nevermind

Pope on a Hope?

Pope on a pogo stick.

Monk on a moped.

Zoroaster passed me on a tractor

and in related news,

Ahura Mazda

Satan on a Santa Cruz
Pope on a Pipedream
Ganesh on a spesh

A Sunni in a Mini
A Shia as a skier

Shinto in a Pinto

And of course who could have missed Jain on a plane?

Coptic in a 'copter

Sailin' episcopalian?

Jedi in a Galaxy.

Society of Friends in a Mercedes Benz
Buddhist kandampa in a vw camper

Seventh day avensisists?

Their early stuff was brilliant but once they signed to a major it all got a bit commercial.

One on a motorbike.
One in a car.
One on a scooter, tooting his hooter, smoking a big cigar?

Society of Friends in a Mercedes Benz

Quality

A sunni in a Sunny (Datsun)

RCs in an RC

A pilgrim on a Sentier

There's a seer in a Kia and druid that rides a Fluid.

Quakers in a Quashqui?

Jedi on a jetski

Vicar on a Vespa

A Sikh speed freak and his unwilling passenger.....Jehovah's Witness scared sh1tless

The Lord rides a hoverboard?

You'll never get a definitive answer to this as the lord moves in mysterious ways.

Meanwhile,

He might ride a Harley, but when it comes to building cars:

One on a motorbike.
One in a car.
One on a scooter, tooting his hooter, smoking a big cigar?

We shared the same playground 35 years ago, I'm sure... 😉

Buddha on a motorcycle,
Mohammed in a train.
Here come Jesus in the passing lane...
But everybody smile,
'Cause everybody's grooving.
Ain't nothing like
The feeling of moving with a
Bona fide motorized savior.

A Quaker on a Mondraker.

Cougar I think you'll find the lord moves on a mysterious Segway

Does the Holy Spirit ride a (Holy) Ghost?

rastas on casters

I was expecting a thread on jetsuit paramedics ...
Or did I imagine this?

Don't be silly. How could that even be a thing?

Jehova in a Rover, Shirley?

Prophet on a Prophet (Cannondale).
Dalai Lada.
Chaplain on a Propain.

Christ Boardman