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...haloumi.

Will I die?

P.S. It's better cooked.


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 3:54 pm
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Perrect lunch for dealing with work in the world...is deep fried breadcrumbed haloumi, whiskey and an espresso. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ And maybe some class a drugs.


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 3:56 pm
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Posted : 06/02/2017 4:05 pm
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raw haloumi? So you mean you ate some cheese ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 4:56 pm
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I had it on raw toast too. Could have died.


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 7:56 pm
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If you'd choked maybe. What next, are you gonna try some raw cheddar?


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 8:07 pm
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I'm married to a Greek broad. She practically inhales it. We usually have a couple of blocks in the fridge at any one time (including now). I ****ing hate it btw...


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 8:09 pm
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...adds Tom to the list...

I've also added Tom to the list, the work Christmas party list. Should liven up the menu choice!


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 8:17 pm
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You're lucky. I nearly ate a woodlouse the other day thinking it was a pumpkin seed. Didn't have my specs on. Managed to spit it out before swallowing. And me 30 years a vegetarian.


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 8:21 pm
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raw haloumi? So you mean you ate some cheese

How dare you, that stuff is an insult to cheese.


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 8:25 pm
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How dare you, that stuff is an insult to cheese.

Utter tosh.


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 8:28 pm
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It's cheese, and it squeaks. What's not to like?


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 8:31 pm
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Mmmm, squeaky cheese!


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 10:36 pm
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On holiday in Cyprus they had raw I assume halloumi on the breakfast buffet, I didn't die, but my trousers did get tighter over the two weeks, some kind of weird environmental shrinkage, better go and measure your door frames and make sure they're as they were.

It's not that nice unless it's been fried though is it.


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 11:40 pm
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My kids refer to it as squeaky cheese. I love it with some barbecued chorizo. Mmmmm....


 
Posted : 06/02/2017 11:44 pm
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I've also added Tom to the list, the work Christmas party list. Should liven up the menu choice!
is he Tom de Savoie ?


 
Posted : 07/02/2017 12:05 am
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Evil stuff, not proper cheese, like mozzarella. Only for soulless people.


 
Posted : 07/02/2017 12:39 am
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is he Tom de Savoie ?

I'm afraid I have yet to shoot a German at sea.


 
Posted : 07/02/2017 1:40 am
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What size are your boots?


 
Posted : 07/02/2017 3:35 am