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Tomorrow's Monday. Discuss.


 
Posted : 26/04/2026 6:10 pm
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E-bikes apply more torque as they climb which makes the planet rotate a bit quicker so Monday comes around faster. 

Does that work?


 
Posted : 26/04/2026 6:11 pm
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Its a little known fact that the four day week had been agreed to by all business leaders, trade unions and politicians beyond a single stumbling block. If someone is using an ebike to carry out more food deliveries should they get their four days shortened?

So yeah working monday is all the ebikers fault.


 
Posted : 26/04/2026 6:37 pm
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Posted : 26/04/2026 6:40 pm
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I've got two ebikes, so everything including Brexit is my fault 😭


 
Posted : 26/04/2026 9:50 pm
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You monster!


 
Posted : 26/04/2026 10:47 pm
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Monday is now today, I can only assume because ebikes go so much faster. So it's their fault it's no longer the weekend. 


 
Posted : 27/04/2026 7:44 am
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E-bikes are lardy fat things and just drag the week down.

Proper bikes are nice and nimble and skip through the week with a happy vibe. 


 
Posted : 27/04/2026 8:48 am
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That other thread - I bought an ebike cos I was lazy and fat and now the ebike is making me lazy and fat. Bloody thing... I was fine before I had it!


 
Posted : 27/04/2026 8:53 am
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A further annoyance I need to blame on ebikers; it’s a 4 day week for me as I’m flying on Friday but yesterday dragged harder than Ru Paul and today isn’t looking to be any better. 


 
Posted : 28/04/2026 7:02 am
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For us retired E Bikers could you explain what's a weekend and what is the significance of Monday morning please? 🤔😁


 
Posted : 28/04/2026 7:44 am
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The weekend is when the trails are full of luddites on mandraulic bikes, Mondays are when they are back at work so you can get some quality laps in without having to worry about mobile chicanes puffing and panting up the climbs...


 
Posted : 28/04/2026 9:43 am
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@doomanic thanks for the explanation 😃 


 
Posted : 28/04/2026 10:36 am
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Posted by: crazy-legs

E-bikes apply more torque as they climb which makes the planet rotate a bit quicker so Monday comes around faster. 

Does that work?

What if two ebikers are going up a hill at the same time but in different directions? Polar shift?

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Posted : 28/04/2026 11:28 am
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Posted by: citizenlee

Posted by: crazy-legs

E-bikes apply more torque as they climb which makes the planet rotate a bit quicker so Monday comes around faster. 

Does that work?

What if two ebikers are going up a hill at the same time but in different directions? Polar shift?

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ah, EEBers are making the world flat. It's not a conspiracy, more a prophecy. 

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Posted : 28/04/2026 2:37 pm
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That's amazing ^^ 😀


 
Posted : 28/04/2026 3:21 pm