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A report in tonight's local paper about a car driver running into the back of a horse and rider after driving slowly behind them revving his engine, the horse ending up sitting on the car bonnet. However, when the driver got out of his car,he started to shout at the rider that it had been all his fault. The only good side to this story is that a passerby then stole the empty car. Karma.
I would love to believe that! Linky?
Was the horse still sat on the bonnet as they drove away?
When I was a lad we were at a Scout camp and we got to help the farmer drive his cattle along the road.
Some bloke got stuck behind them in his car. Small country road, herd of cattle being driven by inexperienced kids. So you're just going to have to be patient, yeah?
Nope. Blokey drives right up behind the cows till he is almost touching them and revs his engine.
When that has no effect he thumps on his horn.
Causing the rearmost cow to defecate ferociously over the bonnet of his car. 😆
Really couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.