..a packet of fruit polos.
Were they always this good?! Nom nom.
Used to love fruit polos. I didn't know they still made them.
If it's been twenty years since you bought them I bet they are all welded together with stickyness.
Could have sworn this was going to be about hookers.
You don't buy hookers. You rent them.
Unless you're the pimp.
Could have sworn this was going to be about hookers.
The mint with the ho?
i thought this was at least going to contain some paul raymond publication....it seems the inrush of tescos on every street corner has removed the need for the indian off license that was rammed to capacity with top [s]shelf[/s] class reading material
My Raliegh M-Traxs 21spd MTB. Dad said to buy a 21" frame because I'd grow into it.......
Kentucky Fried Chicken. I think that was when they changed it to KFC.
If that pack is done then go and get a family bag of foxes glacier fruits....... I adore fruit boiled sweets and foxes are pure evil / genius!!
Same with Mentos, hadn't had them for a decade but I got some last week at the petrol station. I find it hard not to eat the entire roll in one sitting/car journey.
In America, they have something called Lifesavers, which are like Polos but not - larger, and different tasting. However Fruit Lifesavers are likewise larger but taste exactly the same, and have the same texture.
They also have gummy lifesavers.
Next time you buy mentos and squish them out of the packet, think of this:

